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Jaclyn



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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 32
Sign: Aquarius

City: CHICAGO
State: ILLINOIS
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/22/2004

Who Gives Kudos:


Saturday, October 21, 2006 
So...This is probably terrible blogging etiquette (if such a thing exists) but...whatever. Not only did I steal this idea from Amy's blog, but I pretty much just copied and pasted my response to her blog of the same name and posted it as my own. Technically I did write it. I guess I'm just not certain what is and is not ethical in the blogging world. I am pretty green to this, you know. So...for those of you who read Amy's blog. Sorry...nothing new here. But, for those of you who don't read Amy's blog...You should be. It's hilarious!

Anyway...these are my top 9 (I'm a fan of odd numbers) things that freak me out...

1) As most people who know me will confirm...vomit. And it's not just a dislike. oh no! The sight, smell, sound, etc. of it literally produces panic-attack-like results.

2) Greenhouses (ya know, the kind with plants--not to be confused with houses, which are green. They don't scare me).

3) Walking down escalators that are NOT turned on. Seriously, it's like having vertigo...probably...I've never actually had vertigo...but one can imagine.

4) Riding escalators that ARE turned on. They are quite possibly the most angst-causing devices . Anyone who says differently...well, I just don't buy it.

5) Sort of like Amy's name thing, mine is "telling my most embarrassing moment" Not so much because my most embarrassing moment is sooo embarrassing...but because I can't ever think of my most embarrassing moment on the spot. And that in itself is embarrassing. I ussually answer that question by saying, "A tie between right now, and every other time I've had to answer this question!"

6) Large birds...out of their cages. I once had one chase me around and try to climb up on my shoulder. I thought I might have a heart attack.

7) Small birds...out of their cages. Mainly Pigeons. Those beadie red eyes are unbelievably creepy. I used to have this balcony attached to my room and all these pigeons would land on it and wake me up in the morning, so I started bringing pennies to bed with me to throw at them. It seemed to work.

8) Amusement (if you can really call it that) Park rides, or any other rides that make your stomach drop. **See no.1 for explanation.

9) Under-pressure math. I can't add one plus one when the heat is on. It's like my brain completely reverts back to infancy. It's so embarrassing. Anyone who's ever worked as a cashier and after they ring someone up, the person changes their mind and gives you extra change, knows exactly what I'm talking about.

What are yours? (I even stole this part from Amy...but I'm not sure why since she's probably one of the only people who reads these and I already know hers.)
Jaclyn

 
When we were little mom my told us that when she worked at Bergner's some kid got his shoelace caught in those "teeth" and it opened up and sucked him in. She swears to this day that she did not make it up, either. So... your fear of Bergner's escalators...totally justified!

PS-I'm really glad you didn't have a "hard" attack. Was it more of a "soft" attack?
 
Posted by Jaclyn on Saturday, October 21, 2006 - 4:29 PM
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Jaclyn

 
Yea, no idea. But they make me totally anxious and claustrophobic.
 
Posted by Jaclyn on Saturday, October 21, 2006 - 4:32 PM
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marlene

 
That escalator incident at Bergners is no story. I was working in candy and some kid started screaming because his whole foot, maybe even his leg.....yea, his whole leg (at least to the knee) was caught. I was handing over candy (the dept. I worked in) to try to passify him, still makes my stomach queezy. It wasn't his shoe lace that got caught however it was the rubber tip on his tennis shoe against the side wall. So that's why I would freak out and I guess pass my fear of escalators to Jac, but in my opinion, a healthy fear.
 
Posted by marlene on Saturday, October 21, 2006 - 10:59 PM
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Jaclyn

 
Um, yea...please refrain from using the words "stomach" and "queezy" together.* *refer to fear no.1
 
Posted by Jaclyn on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 5:51 AM
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Jeff

 

I "Googled" the phrase "blogging ettiquette", and here is what it yielded:

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,840,000 for blogging etiquette

I guess if there are nearly 4 million references to it online, it must exist...or, at least it must in the world of "Googling", but that's a whole other subject I suppose. (Note: I also "Googled" the word "Google" and it came up with nearly 2 trillion results, and I was somewhat disappointed my computer didn't start hemorraging megabytes as I suspected it might.)

Anyways, one thing that kind of freaks me out is when you honk your horn at someone for cutting you off or not moving when the light turns green, or whatever the reason, then a mile or so up the road they turn in to the same place you're going, or maybe even you realize you know them personally (yeah I did this to someone I work with). For a split second there, panic sets in, and then you just pretend nothing happened and hope they forgot it was you. Yeah, I hate that.

By the way, I've never had a "Kudos", so I'll reserve judgement until I have all the facts.


 
Posted by Jeff on Monday, October 23, 2006 - 9:23 PM
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Jaclyn

 
You know you're one step closer to "blogging Nirvana" (Google search yields 165 results) when someone actually googles part of your blog (Google search...2,540,000,000 results). Wow, that makes me feel "blogtastic" (Google=137,000 results). If I would have continued these blogs without ever getting googled(Google word on the street...3,940,000 results) well...I would have felt pretty "blogdiculous"(Google says...164 results). And we all know that being "blogdiculous", is pretty dang "blogbarrassing" (Yessssss!!...I made this one up). So...Mr. "Blogtenberger" (also not a google word. however, Googleberger...19 results), blog YOU very much (That's right...30 Googlerific results)!
 
Posted by Jaclyn on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 5:40 AM
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Jaclyn

 
Oh yea, and by the way...I totally had that cutting off thing happen to me. Only I almost accidentally hit this couple in the grocery store parking lot because the sun was in my eyes. I had to listen to them scold me at every isle as I bought my groceries. Yea...that was a quick trip.
 
Posted by Jaclyn on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 5:44 AM
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court

 

Wow Jac I think I would have to agree w/all your fears!! What is it with our mom's telling us scary stories that they swear are true!?!?! It must be a Pegg thing!!And I think I have heard that elevator story from my mom, but she said it happened in the hospital..humm.. But I have to share with you what my ultimate Biggest fear is...When your parents leave you at home with a babysitter and she chases you around the house with a knife b/c you stuck your tongue out at her, and then pretends to stab herself in the stomach with a butter knife and spit out red food coloring!! Scarred for life I kid you not!!! HAHAHA!! Good times babysitting the Graweys!!  


 
Posted by court on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 11:35 PM
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Jaclyn

 
ummm, huh...hope that fear never comes true. I also hope no one ever scares you with a plastic roach or gets inside a hollowed-out stuffed teddy bear and tries to scare you...of course these are just random hypathetical examples...ya never know!
 
Posted by Jaclyn on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 11:51 PM
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