If you’re feeling like something new,

I got just the girl for you,

Bet she’d make you rethink the book

With just one look,

Don’t use lipstick, her hair is curled,

The girl’s a mystic, out of this world,

Someone told me she’s twenty nine,

Don’t waste no time,

Bet she’d drink you under the bar,

I hear she plays a mean guitar,

If she tells you her lips are wet,

Play hard to get,

All the girls are driven mad,

The boys all say she’s the best they’ve ever had,

She wouldn’t be seen, not in your wildest dreams,

Every time I meet her I think, ‘girl, you’re bad’,

If you’re looking for something new,

She’s the man for you,

Jack of diamonds, ace of spades,

She’s seen all the cards been played,

Take a gamble, take a shot,

Raise the pot,

I hear she came from New Orleans,

Here she’s treated like a queen,

And she’s playing with her new toys;

The Irish boys,

Keep your distance if you’re shy,

Don’t think you’ll see eye to eye,

This one gives it all up front,

Oh boy she’s blunt,

All the girls are driven mad,

The boys all say she’s the best they’ve ever had,

She wouldn’t be seen, not in your wildest dreams,

Every time I meet her I think, ‘girl, you’re bad’,

If you’re looking for something new,

She’s the man for you,

She got extras added on,

All of her bad bits are gone,

There’s nobody could be her match,

Quite the catch,

She’d be wearing eight inch heels,

Still as cute as a baby seal,

More than able to chew a bone,

A danger zone,

So if you’re bored and feeling brave,

Try and catch the crest of her wave,

But her water’s not here nor there,

So boy beware,

All the girls are driven mad,

The boys all say she’s the best they’ve ever had,

She wouldn’t be seen, not in your wildest dreams,

Every time I meet her I think, ‘girl, you’re bad’,

If you’re looking for something new,

She’s the man for you,