BLOG OF BEN

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COMING UP ON TODAY’S BLOG:

-Origami: Trick or Treat?

-NEWS FROM MATT AND BEN

-The Life of a Lego Man

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NEWS FROM MATT AND BEN

Matt and Ben are getting prepared for Halloween. Ben has already designed the perfect route for his trick or treating, he believes this year will be a record breaking year for most candy collected.

Matt has purchased 200 rubber hands and has permanently super glued them to his body. He is going as a handyman.

Money is literally no object for you this week, as you will lose all of your money.

BREAKING NEWS

Origami: Trick or Treat?

I can’t help eating origami. Whenever I see a little folded up swan or frog, I eat it.

Now I know what you’re thinking – “What the f@#% is wrong with you?” – And I do not have answer for that question. However, I will say that if you should attempt to eat some origami, especially swans, make sure you chew them up good…those beaks can hurt going down.

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The Life of a Lego Man

By Ben

Yellow man with clamp hands

This is the life of a Lego man

Rip off my legs to change my pants

This is the life of a Lego man

Rip off my head to change my face

This is the life of a Lego man

Life is tough for a Lego Man

Sucked up by the vacuum, thrown into the fan

This is the life of a Lego man

We share heads, we share pants

This is the life of a Lego man

A dog ate my wife, and I lost both my hands

This is the life of a Lego man

Life is tough for a Lego man