this is a story by beca and ema.

the story begins at the shop by the blaengwawr where we are when the bus is cumin.  we press the traffic lights and run for the bus, both losing our tits and our dignity.

"half to town" we say and the driver goes "half to town on a saturday? u must be having a laugh"  but the man is soon overtaken by our charm (and the fact that we r on a budget and won't pay any more) and lets us on the bus for kids.  Result!

next we arrive in the glamurous Aberdare bus station.  we climb off the bus to be greeted by the homeless and the smell of pee.  at this point ema says she's hungry.  this is repeated 27 times during the night.  We walk to the rugby club, losing our shoes in the pavement.

ema "fucking boots"

we get there and talk in a strange language to shack

shack"hobble fobble gobble"

us "blah"

we paly touch and drink blue stuff and lambrini.  We hand round the tic tacs.

the bus comes and ten minutes later the driver gets out and tells us that its our bus.  We stand another 10 then get on.

We are now on the bus.  We argued who would sit were but no one would sit with ema or beca so we got stuck together

beca"dammit"

ema "fuck no"

hayleigh, katy, dale, adam "hurrah"

the chavs "burberry"

ema complains that the bus is goin 2 slow.  we drink more.

we get there and stand outside for 5 mins shivering our bollocks off

ema "its a bit chilly on the old willy"#

we go in. 

beca pays,

gaurd "u drinking?"

beca"yes"

gaurd"how old r u?"

beca"18"

gaurd"got id"

beca"noi"

she gets band to show she can drink. Result!

gaurd"u drinking?"

ema "i might be"

gaurd "how old r u?"

ema "um....17"

gaurd "then you won't be drinking then will you"

ema doesn't get band. no result.

we r in.  We sit at a table, get drinks and realise its not cheap night.  we cry.

over the course of the night we:

chavdance, ema hair dye comes off on her face so she looks like a smurf, hayley befriends men in the girls toilets, we go "fucking mental", beca cuts her finger on the cushion of a chair, beca and dale do their impression of boom whackers, scott cuts his elbow open and nurse beca has to get plasters and wash his arm, ema falls over, dale and adam dance like mad monkeys, ema tips over rachel's can all over her, we dance at the front, ema says shes hungry (again) but this time drunk, ema eats all of becas tic tacs then says shes hungry again, adam finds a pair of lips which beca puts on her boobs, katy strips (a bit), ema shags tom on the dancefloor, beca admires toms make up, we conga before the conga comes on and before we know it its time to go home (but not before beca and dale pretend to be stoned and stare into space while playing rock piano and classical drums).

we get on the bus where we find a bottle of milk.  we wonder what fruit loops r.  ema feels sick and says the bus is goin 2 fast. 

ema and beca get off the bus and ema says she's sick.  however when she gets to becas she feels beta so she eats crisps and sandwhiches.  They watch scary tv then crawl quietly (yeah right) upstairs and both squeeze into becas bed.  At 1 point beca stea;s the duvet so ema rolls on to the windowsill.  ema doesn't understand that the sheet goes on top of u and lies on it so beca has to pull it out from under her. ema wakes beca by saying shes hungry.

And that was dale's birthday.