this is a valentines to u,
 mushy as in luv, not mushy as in poo
 as im reading this out loud, people think im a retard
 if you want this card to b hott jus put it in the oven at 360 degrees
out of appreciation for this card, jus tell me "fuck u" concealed within a sneeze
 oh, rivka u always make me laff with your jokes and shtick
 ouch, id better stop sittin like theis, its hurting my 12 inch..... well gotta go

and after he read this poem to me confessing his undying love for me of course he had to seal the deal and ask me the following question.........

will u b my valentine?

AND OF COURSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT I SAID!!!!!!!!! I LUV U MY MAN WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!