They can't seem to get enough of me and the twins down in Rio. Warm beaches and sold out coliseums aren't bad either. Love the feelin' of some warm sand on my glorficatious toenails.

A few months ago, we headlined this amazing benefit show. And during my "Is it me or do you love my hair?" solo,I plucked a new note out of thin air halfway between A flat and G sharp. I called it the White G(A new note that hasn't been played in a millennium or two I bet).

Apparently, musicologists (Is that pronounced with a hard "o" or a soft "o") go nuts when you beat them to a new note. This one dude from Berkeley has been protesting my crib 24/7. I invited him in for a glass of milk. Talked it out.

Final word. Don't dwell on the success of others and find your own note dude!