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MaudConstance



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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 31
Sign: Leo

Country: UK
Signup Date: 10/13/2005

Who Gives Kudos:


Tuesday, May 29, 2007 

Current mood:  curious
Category: Travel and Places

I told my cat he may not go out because it is raining cats and dogs. He informs me if it raining cats he will be just fine, it is only those dogs he would be wary of. I told my dog she cannot go out as it is raining cats and dogs, she informed me I should stop being so silly and let her run free. And to call her back again when it starts raining humans.

Rich people are frightening. I've worked it out. I read of this one millionaire guy who installed torture implements into his mansion-like house; complete with marble floors and torture maze, booby traps that hack at you and axes that fall from unexpected places. Now he installed this not as an elaborate security measure to protect his wealth and his life but with cameras so he may voyeuristically indulge in the hunting and torturing of humans. This strikes me as possibly the most disturbed thing I've ever heard. When many of us in the world can't even afford a flushable toilet and a fitted kitchen, it's no wonder the rich are scary. The power of money should never be underestimated and the importance of a flushable loo is also paramount. I also read about this 15th century celtic monk who lived on his namesake island of Maree in the highlands. It was believed he could heal the sick and insane and they all travelled and crawled miles to see him. To swim in the Loch of Maree. So I look at the island of Maree and note it is very small in size and wonder if there was enough room between him and his excrement. That is all that matters in some ways, is there enough room between me and my crap and no miracles can solve that practical necessity. I dipped my small finger in the loch of Maree hoping to achieve a minor but not life shattering miracle. 

I took a cold shower involuntarily and for no sexual or financial reasons. It simply turned out that way and let me tell you before we get into details, I hate when the shower turns cold for no discernible reason, and it did and in the past I've been known to throw a tantrum and just plain out refuse to shower as a consequence but I didn't. I grimaced and had that fucking shower and spit on the shower when I had finished just to show it that we could both play at that game and to reaffirm to the shower that I won the battle. The moral: I'm becoming superhuman.

How many people do you think died today? A couple of thousand, more, hundreds of thousands? I wonder who died the most painfully and I wonder if anyone died by being catapulted into space. I didn't die today. That's quite something, huh. It is entirely possible that right now in all our neighbourhoods across the globe there are frightened pockets of people and individuals all experiencing their very own life shattering crisis. I can only say I'm glad today is not my day. My friend's dad died when she was 24 and she was left to deal with all the official papers and suchs. She noted to me that her father became someone elses the second he was gone. Which is odd.

That's all.

Lynne

 
That's all? That's enough.

I've had thoughts in my head at the end of many more Mays than you at this point and the one thing I find annoying is that I still can't limit the thoughts and spread them out in a more even fashion so that April's and June's thoughts are alligned with May's.

It's feast or famine with the end of the month thoughts.

I always thought someone died every 7 seconds. Assuming I'm correct, that would mean about 8.5 people die every minute. That's 510 people an hour. That's 12,240 people a day. Isn't that interesting? 12/24. Hmmm...
 
Posted by Lynne on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 - 7:51 PM
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MaudConstance

 
That's a lot of people and I am very surprised there are any of us left to carry the human torch. But there is and we are here as evidence. Aren't thoughts great, thoughts as indicators of existence and the like. Praise be to thoughts.
 
Posted by MaudConstance on Tuesday, May 29, 2007 - 8:04 PM
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Family Fun and Faith

 
Interesting read. I try not to let my head get cluttered up with thought! Too painful. Plus, it is only May!
 
Posted by Family Fun and Faith on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 12:45 PM
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Family Fun and Faith

 
You are hereby tagged as a Thinking blogger
 
Posted by Family Fun and Faith on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 4:50 PM
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Lynne

 
Emmm... just for the sake of clarity, are these the thoughts you like in your head at the end of EVERY May?
 
Posted by Lynne on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 8:23 PM
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Rubecula

 
Ah she's back! This is more like it!

I think for too many people there is too much room between them and their excrement.

The world is too small for us lot, all of us that is, that it is helpfull that so many people die every day. Unfortunately even more want to be born again. So it can't be that bad a place as we sometimes think seeing as those so keen on being born again were in the worst of places as they died. Human life seems to be such a fine thing that it attracts even those who lay at the foot of it and were kicked into touch.

Cold showers are good for you but not often. About one every ten years. Congratulations on your victory. You must be so proud. The moral is you are superhuman. We all are exept we haven't noticed. Wish we would, we would be a lot nicer to each other.

Of course he became someone else when he was gone. What came as such a surprise to her was he managed it in a second. Must be keen.

What does Kudos do? I give you all of them.

May Maree smile on you every day. ^?^
 
Posted by Rubecula on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 11:10 PM
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Elizabeth Grace

 
I just love a wandering mind -- yours is especially nice and helps me to feel that mine is normal. Thanks a bundle...

:O)
 
Posted by Elizabeth Grace on Thursday, May 31, 2007 - 1:08 AM
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Andrea

 
Rich people aren't any scarier than poor people, they just don't have to be as personally creative.

I'll bet if you googled for "how many people die every day from" (but don't enter a cause), and added up just the totals for the first , say, 20 causes you came across on the results, it'd be way more than the number of people who actually die every day. Y'know? :) Just sayin'.

But I had to look, of course. The place NOT to be is Botswana - http://www.indexmundi.com/g/r.aspx?c=xx&v=26. Unless you're an infant, in which case - tragically - there are lots worse places to be (you're better off in Botswana as an infant than later, actually) - http://www.indexmundi.com/g/r.aspx?c=xx&v=29
 
Posted by Andrea on Thursday, May 31, 2007 - 2:23 PM
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Malcolm R. Campbell

 
Er, hmmm. I'm glad somebody else has some of the world's weird thoughts. --Malcolm
 
Posted by Malcolm R. Campbell on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 2:57 PM
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