Hey Walla Freaks!
Sorry it is taking me so long to tell you my prison story. The medication they are forcing me to take makes me so darn sleepy...

So this horrid woman Marge that they made me share a cell with didn't seen the least bit interested in hearing my story about Joe and how it all lead to me doing hard time. I managed to get to the part about me being arrested for solicitation when she suddenly screamed at me, "DON'T YOU GET IT YOU DUMB BITCH!!! THIS GUY JOE IS NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. IF HE WAS HE WOULD HAVE NAILED YOUR FAT TWAT BY NOW... GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!!!" It was as if cold water had been thrown in my face. I was stunned into silence. No one had ever spoken to me that way. Marge saw the look of pain on my face and her voice softened, "Look Toots... this guy Joe isn't the only cock in the sea. Stop wasting your time chasing after some prick that wouldn't give you the time of day. There are plenty of folks around here that think you are a fine peice of ass." I had no idea what she was talking about and found her crude language unsettling and told her as much. She replied, "You'll find out what I'm talking about tonight after light's out" Then she winked at me. I felt my face flush and a strange tingling in places that had never tingled before. What was she going to do to me? Would I live to see the light of dawn?

The Zoloff just kicked in so I'm stopping here because I can't keep my eyes open... more of the story when I wake up...