Based on the flood of e-mail from fellow WF's I'm sure you have all read the hurtful post from someone claiming to be Joe Walla on the Walla Freak home page. After consulting with my astrologer Mimi, who also just happens to be studying for her Law Degree online at The University of Phoenix, I have determined that to answer the charges here on this site would not be a violation of the temporary retraining order. First off, I AM NOT STALKING JOE WALLA! I just happened to run into him one day when I was out and about and decided it would be fun to see how a big rock star like Joe lives and followed him home. I've only been by a few times since. The only reason I had to jump the fence and go into his patio area was because my new Cowboy hat (the one just like Joe's) blew over the fence and I had to retrieve it. I was not looking in his windows in spite of what his nosey neighbor told him. I'm sure that bitchy old hag was just jealous when she saw a hot young thing like me at Joe's backdoor. Secondly, I'm convinced that this restaining order nonsense is just a publicity stunt cooked up by Joe's people to get his name in the press. Since nothing is more important than Joe's career I've decided to just play along with the gag. I'm sure Joe will ask me out to lunch after the hearing and we will have a good laugh about the whole thing. I was angry at first for Joe not letting me in on the plan but I guess I couldn't know if it were to be believable. Now I actually feel honored that Joe picked me for the role! 2006 is suddenly looking like it is going to be a great year after all!!!