I going to announce something you NEVER thought you would hear from the mouth of your Walla Freaks President... I no longer have feelings for Joe Walla. There. I said it. My court appointed therapist told me to stand in front of my mirror and say it out loud at least 100 times a day. Then when I felt strong enough, to declare it to all my friends. Whew!!!! I'm shaking but I got it off my chest!!!

If you haven't figured it out yet, all this has to do with that silly "stalking" hearing last month which was a total fiasco. I'm not going to bore you all with the gory details but suffice to say Joe never even showed up and I had to sit there all day answering questions from the most obnoixious group of lawyers on the planet! They kept saying "our client says you did this... and our client says you did that..." They were totally making up stories and putting words in Joe's mouth. After over 6 hours of their nonsense I told them they were the Spawns of Satan and that my psychic Ivonna had warned me that dark forces were conspiring against me. I began repeating the incantation she taught me to ward off negative energy but the attorneys started shouting at me and the judge stopped the hearing and ordered that I get an "evaluation". I have been going 3 times a week to see this creepy therapist that keeps asking me all kinds of personal questions about my sex life. I keep insisting I'm saving myself for Joe but he doesn't buy it. Yesterday he had the nerve to ask me if my father had ever touched me "down there"!!! I slapped him, called him a PERVERT and left in a huff! I called up that Judge and gave him a piece of my mind too. He's going to find a female therapist for me so I have to start all over... I just hope Joe appreciates all I'm doing to help him with his publicity stunt!!!