THIS SUMMER I WAS LOCKED AWAY IN MY DEATH-HOLE BEDSIT WRITING A LOAD OF FUCKING NONSENSE DOWN ON SOME FUCKING PAPER, THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME, AND IF I WASN'T, I WAS SAT THERE WORRYING ABOUT IT, BUT I FINISHED IT, AND IT IS CALLED "SOME FISHER PRICE BULLSHIT" - It is a brannn new piece of
shit work and will probably get played JUST THIS ONE TIME OK?
probably
If I'm lucky...
ANYWAY
It's gonna be about 20 minutes of CHORD CHANGES, squeaks, wush, THROTTLE, peeps, honks, NECROMANCY, horseplay and bum notes (mostly on my part for the bum notesz)
The FINE, FINE people playing it are called
THE EMERALD ENSEMBLE who are gonna play the notes and then the excelful
BABA YAGA'S CONSORT who are gonna play the singing and la and woof stuff etc, right?
(Here's a list, right? It's only approximate, but the instruments is a bit like this
5 1st Violins, 5 2nd Violings, 3 violas, 3 cellos and 1 double bass
3 trumpets, 2 trombones, 2 french horns
vibraphone, 4 singy-gobs and a couple of drums and click click hit boxes)
My COUSIN will play the vibraphone
and I will play a BASS DRUM
SOME FISHER PRICE BULLSHIT is a 5 movement 20 minute teenage wet dream about BAPHOMET or not quite baphomet but some dull hazard like so....
BUT LOOK, FORSOOTH: It's gonna HAPPEN (fucking is) on the 26th of SEPTEMBER, and it's at the COLSTON HALL as part of the INVADA INVASION, and some other bands like SOFT CELL are playing
DO COME