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Steve Martin


Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 27
Sign: Cancer

City: ROCHESTER
State: NEW YORK
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/13/2005

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insanities .. (2)
DebDom (1)
Tuesday, April 17, 2007 

I put this on here in specific recognition of the original 3 Amigos, George Kent, Mikie Oconnel, and myself, Steve Martin.  In fact, I would like this to also go out to the last member of our crew, who when he happens to be in the same state as us, the RAT PACK inevitably winds up drunk somewhere pissin someone off we've never even met. Our MIA man is none other than Fassil Shenkoru, more commonly known as FES due to his striking resemblance, both physically as well as linguistically, to the character played by Wilmer Valderama on "THAT 70's SHOW"

This goes out for you guys, and god willing, we'll all get together to cause a shit-load more of  'extra-curricular-activities-that-are-rarely-if-ever-seen-as-intelligent-or-even-legal-by-those-not-in-the-RAT-PACK'' soon enough.

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk naked ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!

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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

TRUE ROCHESTER FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

2:16 AM
 
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insanities #1 customer

 
you know i can remember when all of that happend....fun fun fun stuff man, i do hope the rat pack lives again. 
 
Posted by insanities #1 customer on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 4:19 AM
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DebDom
Debbie Schneider

 
Hey! If I must remind you I was part of the revised "Rat Pack"....I at least deserve a mention...we had alot of fun back then good times:)
 
Posted by DebDom on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 8:33 PM
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JP [Steve Martin]
Steve Martin

 
Oh, no, so sorry, but you are mistaken. The 'Rat Pack' you are referrin to was that of Geroge Kent, Johnny Wilson, and myself. But that was only haphazardly referred to once by a one Mr. Mike Sproul. That was after the three of us came inside from a smoke break while we were still on the Intuit team. I believe while the two of us were shackin up in Johnny's computer room is when you referred to us as a group as the Rat Pack, yourself included. Unfortunately, and I am sayin this with no disrespect or degredation intended to you, or anyone else, but unfortunately you cannot name yourself. A group can only be designated a name when referred to by at least more than one party who is not involved with the group in any way. We were a helluva a group back then, but the '3 Amigos', and with the addition of Fass the 'Rat Pack' was not unofficially formed until almost ½ a yr later.
 
Posted by JP [Steve Martin] on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 8:38 PM
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GP
Patrick OConnell

 
Friends: Helps you throw a party at your house


Rochester Friend:Helps you throw a party, helps you clean the place up perfectly only to have you not close the door properly. This results in parents finding out there was a party there.


Side note: Same party, your mother call my mother days later to tell her I was at your party with beer. My mom got off the phone and laughed.


I got a bunch more......

Rochester friends: Beats the crap out of your older brothers friends after they were riding there bikes being a-holes to us. HA...going old school now. LOL
 
Posted by GP on Monday, May 28, 2007 - 4:55 AM
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