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JP [Steve Martin]

Steve Martin


Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 27
Sign: Cancer

City: ROCHESTER
State: NEW YORK
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/13/2005
Sunday, June 24, 2007 

This goes out for my Brother, my Best Friend, my Cousin, my Uncles, and all the rest of you fighting men & women willing to put your lives on the line countless times to protect the lives, properties, & liberties of even those too selfish to appreciate it.

God Bless Our Troops.

 

 

What Is A United States Marine?

I am 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death, destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M-16 and my Father is the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life.

I am a rough looking, roving soldier from the sea. I am cocky, self centered, and overbearing. I do not know the meaning of fear for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts that arose from the ashes of my enemies, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. When ever it may arise and when my time comes, I will die a glorious and grotesque death on the battlefield, giving my life for the Corps, Mom, and Apple Pie.

I stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Then on the 7th day, while God rested, I overran His perimeter and took over the Globe and I have been protecting it ever since!

I live like a Soldier, talk like a Sailor, and slap the shit out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, and...

MARINE BY THE GRACE OF GOD ALONE!

REPOST IF YOU'RE A MARINE, WERE A MARINE OR IF YOU JUST SUPPORT THEM