so yeah I had this dream last night where I made a bet with a friend, who will remain nameless, let's call him Nameless Pete. anyways, Nameless Pete lost $20 on a game and he wanted to bet $100 on the next game and I was like no way. and so we got into an argument and he was pissed and broke this big door-sized window i was carrying for some reason. there were a few people around listening to the argument and this one dude, who I think was evil for some reason, that had godlike powers actually gave Nameless Pete godlike powers over every football game that day. So then I left and was watching the broncos play the jaguars with a bunch of people and I was noticing that the Jaguars couldn't move the ball at all and I thought that was strange. then it got to a point where no Jaguar could even touch the ball, they would just go flying off instantly and the commentators were like wtf (Al Michaels was commentating). And I turned to this girl, who will also remain nameless, let's call her Nameless Rita (no relation to Nameless Pete), and I was like Nameless Pete is doing that! and she didn't believe me, she said it was just a trick. then all of a sudden all the jaguars burst into flames and were running around on fire and Al Michaels was all like WTF and I was like see Nameless Rita? Nameless Pete has powers! and she was like that is BS, it is all fake. Then a giant robot started squashing the Jaguars and I was like holy shit!!! and then I saw Nameless Pete through the window walking up and was like holy shit Nameless Pete are you seeing this? did you know it was doing this? He was like yeah idiot, I did it. And I said I know, but I figured you said "ok let the broncos destroy the jaguars" not actually specify fire and giant robots. and Nameless Pete was like, no, I actually wanted robots. And I was like see Nameless Rita? see I told you he has powers, and she was like that is BS. So I was like Nameless Pete, why don't you demonstrate by doing something cool right here in the living room. And he was like I can't do that idiot (he was still waaayyy pissed at me) it has to be a football game. And I was like oh yeah. Then I grabbed a football from behind a couch and said why don't you guys go out back and play a game then you can do anything you want to that game. And he was like that's a good idea, why don't you play. And I was like no way because I was scared he was going to use his powers on me. So then I turned to Nameless Rita and was like you have to watch these guys play and then Nameless Pete can show you his powers. And she was like that is just stupid BS and she started to leave to go upstairs. And I was yelling at her you have to see this! But she kept going.

then I woke up.

So I think the moral is, bet on the Broncos to beat the Jaguars in the playoffs.