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Category: Writing and Poetry
No, I'm not being figurative. Tonight as I was innocently sitting on Julie's floor conversing with friends one of my "buddies" Joe threw a large object in my general direction. This object was a sack of rice sewn together which you heat in a microwave and apply to your body to warm up. Needless to say it was quite heave (an estimated 500 pounds). I looked toward Joe just in time to see this object careening towards my man parts and as it struck I could feel my testiculars swallowed up into the bottom of my gut.
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