-Get to NYC at 1 or 2. Ray's Pizza. First beer.

-Go to Harlem around 5 or 6. Consume 1 1/2 bottles of champagne with Caitlin. Also consume 40z of Olde English 800. The saga continues.

-Go to Duff's in Brooklyn until 1 or 2. 5 PBR's. On to Manhattan.

-Go to Fitzgerald's in Manhattan. Pint of something. After closing time we hang out while Kirsten and Caitlin get hit on by the owner and his brother. I score a few free pints of Guiness.

-Get breakfast. Bar owner and brother realize they've lost and leave without saying goodbye. Caitlin and I go to Harlem to get my bag at 8AM and we go to the Chinatown bus. In the process Caitlin steals a bottle of water for me from Dunkin's

-Chinatown Bus at 9AM. Caitlin and I get on, only to find that there's no extra seat. Caitlin laps and I fall asleep. I wake up at the rest stop to find Caitlin missing. Bus pulls away, I pass out. I wake up in Boston with Caitlin behind me. Apparently while I was passed out, she yelled at the driver and they found her a seat at the front of the bus.

-Caitlin's at 2PM. We get to Brighton hung over and sick. I fall asleep til 8PM. We eat dinner then we sleep from 12AM-1PM. I'm healed.

THE END.