What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
Don't step on the dog, don't step on the dog, I can't believe it's 5:30am.


What did you do last night?
Watched a movie, grumbled to myself, backed up my computer.


What would you rather be doing right now?
writing in the middle of a kick ass brainstorming session.


What did you last cry over?
life?


What always makes you feel better when you're upset?
Tequila, mostly.  Sad but true.

What's the most important thing you look for in someone?
Honesty.  A heart.

What are you worried about?
That people want me to solve their problems for them and all I wanna do is sleep.

What are you looking forward to most in this week?
Hot tub in the backyard and well stocked liquor cabinet.

What are you listening to right now?
The lulling hum of the office fluorescents.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes

Have you ever been out of the country?
Yeppers.

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
When have I not?  Few days ago I walked into a door.  In the dark.  Because I was too lazy to turn the lights on.

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yes, but it wasn't great.

Who was the last person to call you?
G-Team.

Who was your first crush?

The guy who played Winnie The Pooh in my third grade children's theater production.  He was HOT, man.  He was in middle school.  Too cool for words.

Who was the last person to shake your hand?
Some Australian host dude in town for a meeting.

When was the last time you cried?
This is practically the same question as above, no?

Where did you last go?
Bathroom.  My life is soooooooooooooo exciting.

Do you like someone right now?
Oh why not.  I like the WORLD.

Does the future scare you?
Not really.  I wish it'd hurry up and get here.

Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Because I wasn't a boy.  If I was a boy, I would've called John Thomas, and they would've named me J.T.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Ability to be invisible.  I'm like two steps away from it already, but still.

If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring one thing what would it be?
A big strong man passionately in love with me.

Would you ever get back together with any of your ex's if they asked you?
BWAH!

Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
If I had to, but it would be great if they loved me back.