Im tired of the same ass, lame ass overpriced late nights...
Terrible, horrible, no space inside...
Ass smellin, axe smelling, weave smelling, weed smelling...
House parties, club parties, no females!!!...
Having whack DJs playing the same whack songs
Having ignit ass people who be singing along
Making fight nights, bang bang shoot em up parties
Where I see the same people all the time, im sorry
But im tired of these whack ass parties
Dudes dancing with dudes and we call that hyphy
Girls dance with girls cuz there's no men they wanna dance with
My main objective is to holla at a dime
But you cant hear a word that they saying am I right!?!?!?
And it's prolly like 20 other dudes that tried
To get at the same girl that you danced with for one song
And for that one song, dudes is bumping into you
Stepping on your shoes, messing up your whole mood
But see females, be loving the whole club scene
Cuz thirsty ass dudes boost their self esteem
And if I do get a number im just praying like please
Don't let that girl from last night be a beast
See the dark plays tricks on your eyes
So to see if you fine, I might use my phone as a flashlight
See im tired of going to the same ass spots
Where ignorant dudes get mad and bust shots
But low key, it all do be exciting
I made some good friends while I was ducking and hiding
See people come together when the guns come out
And your friends that act hard are the first running out
With gangbangers in the crowd, why in the hell would you make a lil jon song
I mean nigga anthems is wrong
Like, "throw yo sets up bitch, throw yo sets up ho
Throw yo sets up bitch, throw ya sets up ho"
And the next thing you know
Dudes is fighting, and girls I don't even know are asking for a ride home
And then my dumbass hit a party next week
with the same damn people from the one last week
So that's it, im tired DAMMMIT!!!!
Imma make a party constitution, yea the party commandments
Number 1, don't let your shit be whack!
Number 2 if it is give the money back...
Number 3 don't have little people do security...
Number 4 have a mix of guys and girls...
Number 5 if the dj aint nice, boo him and stop dancing till he plays what u like...
Number 6 don't have a party outside if it looks like a change itll rain that night...
Number 7 if its your friends pitch in, and make sure nothing in the house gets broken...
Number 8 don't get too messed up, nobody wanna see somebody throwing up...
Number 9 have just a little bit of light,
enough to see if u was dancing with a beast or a dime
And number 10 if ya ass cant get in
don't ruin it for everyone else and shoot it up with your friends!!
Now all who in favor, raise your right hand,
and don't show no love at no whack shit again

-Marc Payne lol