theres this girl at work. she's so pretty. she also has a lot of cats so sometimes she comes into work covered in cat hair. kind of gross. but it doesn't matter because beneath the feline fluffbunnies and lint balls, past the vague smell of cat piss, lies a very beautiful woman.
but she will never notice me. i'm so far out of her radar it's not even funny. she might as well use sonar or something. anyway, it doesn't really matter. oh pretty cat girl. won't you pay attention to me?