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City: GREENSBORO
State: North Carolina
Country: US
January 29, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Life

I have concerns about the city of Austin, TX. Grave concerns. (Grave... heh, heh.)

Concerns that officials there aren't taking zombies seriously enough. Or perhaps they're in league with them. Or maybe they're zombies themselves. I've known a few government employees. It's not altogether improbable.

I mean, if diligent zombie hunters -- or, at the least, zombie trackers -- went through all the trouble to break into electronic roadway information signs, hack the system, and post warnings to passing motorists about rampaging zombies, you'd think city officials would appreciate the heads up.

I know I would. Because my car is not fitted with either a flamethrower or a woodchipper, zombies are TOUGH to take down, and I'd wanna know I need to hit the gas and hightail it outta there. (Which I would.)

By comparison, officials in England seemed to get as big a chuckle as anyone else out of this 34-year-long prank. That, my friends, is dedication to a joke!

10:40 PM
 
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