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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 31
Sign: Cancer

City: NASHVILLE
State: Tennessee
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/27/2004

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 

Current mood:  cheerful
i decided to use this profile pic today because it was taken on my 6th birthday at Showbiz Pizza. [and today is my birfday.]
i haven't really given a shit about a birthday in years, but 30 seems like a cool one. and i'm very stoked. i hope the following sentiment doesn't offend anyone, but i'm so excited about being 30 and not being married or having kids or feeling old or hating life. i know some of you are those things, but i say it mainly because i called my best friend in the world...who is also turning 30 in a few weeks, and she is not looking forward to "getting old". she is married, has expressed regrets about it even though she loves him dearly, but she is also the youngest of 3 girls...all of whom are married with kids. i'm scared she isn't going to age well if she already considers herself old.
i'm typing this at work, and my building has been under renovation all summer. susan called me down to the second floor because the workers wanted to sing me happy birthday. it was very sweet. they could not believe i was 30. then one of the movers, a short, cute little lady who looks like she's in her 50s, asked me to guess her age. in fear of over-shooting though, i guessed 51. she floored me when she said she was 67!!!
THAT is the kind of 67 i wanna be.

so it's a good thing that this is a mile-stone birthday [is it?] because it's turning out to almost a week-long celebration. it kicked of yesterday when i got my new roller skates!!!! i went home and skated in the parking lot of the shoe store [in my back yard] for about 20 minutes. my ipod has shit the fan, so that's a really long time consider i had no tunes.
then i came inside and checked the mail. and i had a package:
colter got me a sawyer LOST Action Figure!!! my boss insists i bring him to work. she's a LOST junkie too. he's so neat, and he says 4 phrases, AND he came with a FULL SCALE replica of The Letter [to mr. sawyer].

i woke up this morning and my sweet roommate [justin] had baked me a fritatta....nothing like waking up to the smell of bacon on your birthday!
my mom is coming into town thursday and leaving saturday before my party [because she can't hang].
if you're local, come to my bithday party saturday. 9pm at the brentwood skate center [skatecenter.com/brentwood]. pre-party at my house at 7pm. short shorts & tube socks encouraged. or any other ridiculousness.

this past weekend my friend daniel came into town. he's moving to baton rouge soon, and he thought we should record before he gets too far away. we did 3 of my songs...two of them with justin on drums...and i'm excited to see what he does with them. he also let me join him for a tuesday In The Covers With Diel. that is not a euphemism. every tuesday daniel posts a video of himself performing a cover song, and this week i joined him on some ray lamontagne. i strongly urge you to subscribe to his blog because there are always neat videos that are quintessential daniel, be it words, pics, movies, or covers.

on my walk in today my brother called me from germany. AND he's gonna have my niecelings call back this afternoon. this day is sweet already!

love y'all.





oh, and thanks for the well-wishes...i haven't commented back yet, but y'all are sweet and much appreciated.
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Pat, the Once & Future Artist

 
Hope you are having a big bad dirty thirty!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Madam President!)!

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Posted by Pat, the Once & Future Artist on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 2:35 PM
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Iris

 
Happy Happy Birthday!
 
Posted by Iris on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 4:31 PM
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Sir Sensible Jones, Purveyor of fine Nob Gags.

 
Have a great day Shelley!!
Liked the Vid!!
 
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Purveyor of fine Nob Gags. on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 4:35 PM
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Regina

 
Happy 30th! I'm in your shoes as well: single, unmarried or divorced, not hating life, havin a ball. So far, 30's have been the best. :) Have fun sk8ing!
 
Posted by Regina on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 5:05 PM
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F.

 
Happy B-Day ya lil' whippersnapper! Thirty was awesome... but life truly begins at forty!
 
Posted by F. on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 5:19 PM
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Michelle Lambel on Facebook
michelle Lambel

 
happy birthday!!!
I actually like being 30 too!
 
Posted by Michelle Lambel on Facebook on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 5:21 PM
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Kayefex |Graphic Design|

 
Happy birfday! As I close in on the end of my 30s, I have to say they were good. I learned a lot about myself and about how not to allow ME to make my life suck, and how not to allow OTHERS to make my life suck, either. I think you're gonna LOVE being 30-something. =)

nom-nom-nom
 
Posted by Kayefex |Graphic Design| on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 5:34 PM
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Syd of the Funny Hat

 
Happy Bacony Birthday!!
 
Posted by Syd of the Funny Hat on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 5:43 PM
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manundso

 
huppa bu du welley. sorry had my mouth full of cake. happy b-day
 
Posted by manundso on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 10:18 PM
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Apple Something

 
Hey, I'm not offended, for the record, at what you said about being 30 and married with kids. I prepared myself for turning 30 and felt good about it several months before it happened. I really wish I could come to your skate party! That is my kinda gig! Have a wonderful birthday week. I love you!
 
Posted by Apple Something on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 10:20 PM
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Beth Donahue-Weedman

 
Just remember.....tomorrow when you wake up you will weigh 400 pounds. Let me know when you need to start borrowing clothes.

LV BDDW
 
Posted by Beth Donahue-Weedman on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 12:24 AM
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Angie

 
I am in the same boat as you with no regrets, except I am a tiny bit older. Haha. Sorry I can't make it to the party, but I will bust out my Britney Spears hot pink Sketchers rollerskates and think of you. Hope I don't break a hip!
 
Posted by Angie on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 10:29 AM
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Janice Fantasy Peanut M & M Diva

 
WOOHOO!! Happy B-Day Shell!
 
Posted by Janice Fantasy Peanut M & M Diva on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 11:07 AM
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Shellonius Funk

 
thanks for the comments! sorry about all the typos...i was essited! and i'm lazy. so this is easier.
 
Posted by Shellonius Funk on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - 1:11 PM
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rock and joel

 
I'll be there with you in about..oh....8 months...It's weird. I feel like I have to hurry up and grow up because I dont -feel- 30-ish. But happy borthday (even if Im late?) and have a good one.
 
Posted by rock and joel on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 3:04 PM
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rock and joel

 
damn lying capchas!
 
Posted by rock and joel on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 3:08 PM
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mike

 
awesome tune
 
Posted by mike on Saturday, June 28, 2008 - 9:39 PM
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Steve
Steve L

 
well life go's diffrently for everyone ...at a diffrent pace or rithem and your still working on your...thats fine. but don't change it based on some one alse's they have there song and you have your's
 
Posted by Steve on Tuesday, July 08, 2008 - 8:40 PM
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