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Last Updated: 12/1/2009

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 
You know what's fun to do on your one day off? And it's only fun if you're really, really broke and overwhelmed with life's confusing challenges. It's fun to lock yourself out of your apartment on your way to $5 yoga class! Here's why you have to be going to $5 yoga class for this to be especially gratifying. You need to be braless, phoneless, purseless, obviously key-less and you have to have EXACTLY five dollars on you. It's best if you have to pee a little bit too, but it's just as much fun if you don't. 
The best part of this day-off-activity is that you THEN get to look up a locksmith and wait in the hot noon-day sun for him outside of your sort of ghetto apartment while sitting on your unused yoga mat. You get to talk to guys pushing shopping carts that think they've got a shot because some girl is sitting in a tank top on the steps - which is usually the green light for them....and you get to greet the elusive UPS delivery guy and help him find people's apartments! 
THEN you get to pay $99 to get right back into your very own apartment! Cash! Right out of the envelope of tip money you were GOING to deposit today to pay off the overdraft you're in. 
Ahhh yes - nothing says DAY OFF more than handing over hard earned tip money to a quick talking guy that pulled up in a Mustang with tinted windows and doesn't stop talking into his earpiece (not sure what language?) the whole time. 
I mean, who NEEDS THE BEACH when you can pay $100 to get into the apartment you were JUST IN???? I swear I should write a how-to book on day-off activities. 
Ok - I gotta go now to - and don't be jealous - get an oil change and deposit whatever's left of my tip envelope! WhoohooO!
9:12 PM
 
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BUSTER CHERRY

 
uhm!! i lost my train of thought after the braless part. oh yeah sorry for you're pain, keep cooking gurl you'll make it work. buster
 
Posted by BUSTER CHERRY on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 1:26 AM
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Dean Inouye

 
Just keep saying to yourself, "How can I turn this into a bit?"

 
Posted by Dean Inouye on Monday, August 31, 2009 - 11:37 PM
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Amy Jojo
Amy Jojo

 
I experienced my first double grat yesterday, I hope your luck looks up. Try putting your key on a necklace that you never take off. It looks good in a years worth of photos and you can take it off  after you've learned your lesson. Yes, a year should do it.

 
Posted by Amy Jojo on Monday, August 31, 2009 - 11:37 PM
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Scotorum (Another Pre-Traumatic Stress Victim)

 
Damn this is sad - but I loved the way you made it funny.  You ARE a fine and clever comedienne, and in the end that's more important than how a thoughtless moment caused you to blow a hundred bucks and waste part of a day off.


 
Posted by Scotorum (Another Pre-Traumatic Stress Victim) on Monday, August 31, 2009 - 11:37 PM
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Rc
Rc Murphy

 
you dont have to live like a refugee, thats what Tom would say 
 
Posted by Rc on Monday, August 31, 2009 - 11:38 PM
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Joe007

 
Hey there!I just wanted to tell you that you are very talented and I love your comedy and I know that very soon you'll be extremely famous and I'm really glad about that because I'll be able to see your work everywhere!Keep going!Thanks!..and sorry for my bad english!you see,you are an international talent! ;)
 
Posted by Joe007 on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 9:54 PM
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