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Current mood:  aggravated
Ok! Ok for fuck's sake!
It's a new year and Ike(glasses) has finally managed to rid himself of his extraordinary rage
at the irritating failings of myspace internal architecture!
Oh and he's prepared to swallow his pride and type this out as a text document first as suggested
by Tina(no glasses) in the first place. Tina(no glasses) is a smug bastard.
But Sonny(glasses) absolutely refuses to even attempt to make this effort funny, intelligent or witty
after producing two previous irrefutably genius blogs only to be pissed into the digital wind!
Consider it a humour-strike.
Right. Short and sweet:
Sonny(glasses) and Cher(no glasses) begin the new year with an excellent rehearsal in Robanna's
Cher(no glasses) spends the rest of the week engaged in nocturnal text-tittilation with his new ladywoman.
Elton(glasses) receives his third speeding ticket, and to avoid more points on his licence has to agree to
attend speed-awareness training. He muses sardonically on sharing the day with chav boy-racers boasting
of their "ton-up on the fuckin' pavement innit" escapades.
Elton(glasses) was "done" each time for 35 mph in a 30 zone. This is lame.
Kiki Dee(no glasses) passes the time being sms-sexed-up with aforementioned laydeeee.
Peters(glasses) receives his Divorce papers after serving the obligatory 2 year separation.
Soon to be free, he pours a large Vodka and waits for the Decree Absolute. Should that be Decree Absolut?
Lee(no glasses) develops calluses on his left thumb and right hand.
Just when he had his temper under control, Biggy Smalls(glasses) has to contend with the news that
the first gig of the year will not be performed by Teatowel. Oh no....but by Sean "puffy" Combes'(no glasses)
solo project "Pete Prescription" at the Rainbow in Digbeth on Thurs 19th jan.
The Notorious B.I.G.(glasses) graciously decides to support this perfomance. But only on the assumption that
P. Diddy(no glasses) reciprocates when Biggy's(glasses) solo project "Pearly Queen" next plays a set.
Meanwhile, Puff Daddy(no glasses) has to buy new bedclothes and is seriously heading for his first pair of glasses.
A mixed start to to 2006 i agree...but....
Always take yer Yin with yer Yang kids.
out.
12:49 AM
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