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Plain and simple: Godiva chocolates are the work of the Devil. Now, being that I am a long time fan of the Devil, I must admit that he does quite good work in the medium of chocolate.

The Godiva chocolates are Satan's 'Stairway to Heaven' (which it is rumored that he wrote), his greatest hit - at least as far as chocolate goes.

But please, Miss Molly, don't be too hard on the "red headed step child" of boxed chocolates, the sweat inducing, pink nougat. Without this pastel-colored, gag-reflexing, mouth assault, what comparison would you have in your appreciation of that rummy-eggnoggy piece of sin that you fished from the trashcan?

Oh, it would still have been good, but you would never know just HOW good.

I have this one friend that I keep around for just this reason... He makes me feel good about myself because he is such a world class fuck-up. Imagine a "man" who has turned fucking up into an art form, then imagine the worst stomach ache that you've ever had and blend it in with some Gonorrhea. This might give you an inkling to the possibilities that my bud has at screwing up peoples lives. Even on my worst days (and I have had a few) I shine in contrast to him. I need only take one look, one smell, or listen to a few amazingly incompetent words fumbling out of his mouth and instantly I feel better about myself. It is one of nature's little miracles.

Even thinking about him now is making me feel good about myself... Yeah, I would never have used the women's bathroom at McDonald's while battling a wicked stomach virus, and been dumb enough to not lock the door... Oh man, and if you do decide on this course of action the restroom should not be in direct line of sight to the front counter, and it should have at least one privacy stall... I never even knew that so many people own camera phones these days...

Lovin' your Christmas blog... Merry, merry... much love... -Ryan
 

I think I know who you're talking about. Am I right?
 

I find it QUITE DISTURBING that Cambell's Soup SOLD Godiva to a bunch of Turks...

...the very fucking NEXT DAY after this blog was posted.



Did I mention QUITE DISTURBING?


wow.


stunz
 

I think the disturbing part is that Campbell's soup owned Godiva. I thought I had some MSG heartburn shortly thereafter, but I attributed it to the can of mineral spirits lying next to the box while in the trash. Who owns them now? Nabisco? Maybe they're a Durkee product. Maybe not even food by now... Castroil?

okay, research

Yildiz, the owner of Ülker Group, the largest consumer goods company in the Turkish food industry, agreed to acquire the brand from Campbell Soup...

found this on line. they'll definitely have a turkish delight version very soon. yay.
 

I agree, very disturbing




 

My mistake, there were 16, not 12. the box looked like this. No pink nougat out of 16. Impressive.