So yeah. I don't have a heart condition.
I went to the cardiologist today. The cardiologist looked at the EKG and asked a few questions and then laughed, told me to lose some weight, told me that there wasn't a damned thing wrong with me, shook my hand and left the room. So this is totally awesome news. I am going to go have a beer to celebrate. The health issues are at an end and I just have to be patient and make it without quality sleep for another day or two.
Sleep study tomorrow night, woohoo! Saturday will make me look like a crack addict with all the energy.
Carry on…