The Marty Song
Words and Music by Melinda and Anthony Dauley
Performed by the Lucky Devils (ASCAP)
A big creepy guy, about 6 foot 6.
He's got a purple flamed Chevy, that's hard to miss.
He's got a mini van, and picks up dead relatives.
He's the big creepy guy who puts toe tags on your kin.
He's staying awake
All through the night.
He's picking up dead people,
when the reaper takes flight.
In the hospital, at three AM
He puts em in the van and he covers their head.
shuts the door, it don't matter what they said
Cos he always starts the engine hoping they're really dead.
He's staying awake,
All through the night.
He's picking up dead people,
when the reaper takes flight.
Now don't you worry, now don't you cry,
dead grandma couldn't meet a nicer guy.
She's going away, don't matter what you say
Cos they're putting her in a coffin for another day.
She's staying awake,
All through the night,
Grandma's hanging out with Marty!!
When the reaper takes flight.