First there was nothing. Then there was The Secret Ions! Mitchell is the lead monkey tosser, Jeff handles emotions, Lundie is our proffessional cougher, Miles can play kazoos out of his mouth nostril and butthole all at once, Cushing breaks the sound barrier, Jamie plays a mean nose solo, and Marie is the girl. We have played two pep rallies, a talent show, and three shows in the syracuse area. which unofficially makes us mediocre. but we're headlining a show on the 25th (march)! GO TO IT! because no one went to our second one, because it was on Thursday. our future ambitions include: playing ska so awesomely intense it sends us into the future so we can meet ourselves in ten years; getting danny to skank in a george dubya bush mask during "War is Lies"; play a show with The Secretions (we'll meet halfway, how's kansas sound?); and have an electric jello deathmatch with Razbari Sumthing in the carrier dome, which will be decorated as a roman coliseum. -Miles