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Christina Davis


Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Engaged
Age: 36
Sign: Virgo

City: NEWARK
State: Ohio
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/27/2008

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June 25, 2008 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  sassy
Category: MySpace
so here we go... a little refresher for the ones who seem to forget.....

ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.


it does NOT exist.

so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.




TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.


Go play in traffic.



THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.



FOUR
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet.


Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.


FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still RETARTED.



FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.


who cares?
ITS MYSPACE!!!

SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up fruit!!!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here.

And Parents
quit blaming myspace for your kid being
a hooker, she was a whore before
myspace, and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.


Real friends read their bulletins.



NINE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom" QUIT BEING DUMB

ELEVEN
Myspace was created to keep up with friends. quit trying to check up on your ex... come on now people its called stalking you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars

This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.



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