This week's newsletter is entitled
"WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT YOU?"
Here is our top ten list of the things that we, The Gorillas, find so captivating about you, our very favorite fan. Ready? Here we go!

10. Your little laugh.
9. The way you make those fart noises with your armpits while dining with family and friends.
8. Your third nipple.
7. The fabulous things you've done with your trailer.
6. The way your left eye droops a little lower than your right.
5. Your hump.
4. The way you keep saying "like" between every other word.
3. The way you take your teeth out at parties.
2. Your chronic halitosis.

And finally, the numero uno reason that the Gorillas think that you are the bees knees (drum roll)!!!!

1. YOUR SPECTACULAR TASTE IN MUSIC!!!!

Eh? See what I just did there? {:8())-