After the Mason Proper show last night I was tasked with driving my bandmate 3.5 hours home to Ann Arbor so he could get where he needed to be this morning.
I had to resort to vending-maching energy drinks to make it.

I would just like to go on record saying that Full Throttle is the worst tasting energy drink I have ever experienced.
I took one sip and had to double check to make sure I hadn't purchased some sort of automobile fuel additive on accident.

I am specifically condemning the original "citrus" flavored version.
However, I am willing to gamble that the other option, a flavor named "Blue Demon," is not any better.

There goes our Full Throttle corporate-sponsored 2019 world tour.
Looks like another energy drink company will have to step up.
(Rockstar, I'm looking at you, as long as we can be ironic about it)
(Red Bull, also potentially acceptable, as you kind of taste like Flintstones vitamins)

What am I saying, they're all disgusting.

In the name of full disclosure, it probably didn't help that in my sleep-deprived delirium I thought Sour Patch Kids also sounded "good."

But that is not the point.

The point is, Full Throttle: Great obscure Tim Schaefer-designed biker adventure game, baaaad beverage.