I've gotten a lot of flack lately (deservedly so) for not checking my "myspace" stuff, pages, messages, etc. and responding to my friends.

I have absolutely no excuse.  I am a lazy screwup.  I am dumber than a squirrel.  I think that 1 + 1 = 3.  (Well it does when you don't wear a condom).  I will point out that my computer crashed for a little while and I had no internet access. 

Plus, despite the fact that I am a professional, my firm takes the position that we should only have internet access to approximately 5-6 work-related websites, not including anything fun whatsoever.   I mean c'mon, using the whole "we need to eliminate internet access to cut down on all of the viruses invading our LAN server" is simply not believable. 

I'm sure it has nothing at all to do with a desire to keep the employees from checking their e-mail, surfing the net and instant messaging each other and outside parties, thus eliminating our ability to bill out 50-60 hours per week.  :)

I say BRING BACK THE INTERNET.  I promise to only spend half of my day checking my mail and managing my fantasy foot ball league.