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Thomas Vaultonburg


Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 40
Sign: Aquarius

City: ROCKFORD
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/24/2005

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Sunday, October 11, 2009 

Category: Life
Here in Northern Illinois long about October it's become very fashionable for couples and families to go pick apples. People seem to show the same exhuberance every summer over corn boils. I see women surrounding the bin of corn at Walmart like crows as if they've never seen corn before.

Which is sort of funny because...

In Northern Illinois we're literally fucking surrounded by corn and apples.

I'd say what has happened here is an absolute disconnect between people and the environment. A disconnect so profound they consider the fruits and vegetables growing around them to be foreign delicacies. Spooky, really. 

I think people really have lost track of anything that exists outside of the Walmart that seems to create the border between "civilization" and whatever exists "out there." 

Corn?

Apples?

Heard of them?

I know, I'm an asshole, and probably the only person in the world who sees harmless, romantic, family activities like obsessing over apples as a symptom of a larger sickness in society, but that's how I feel.

Is it possible one day Walmart will sell virtual apple picking tours to young lovers and families who are too oblivious to their surroundings to know these objects once actually grew somewhere "out there?"


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-susan-

 
The only real issue I see with this is that the corm the N-Illinoisians are surrounded by is feed and fuel corn.. or at least where I was living...
and the apples are on pay to pick orchards.
I think that the fruit and veg we get in the grocery stores, especially the larger chain stores are notoriously from foreign countries, so really, to see home grown produce outside of a farmer's market and the fall is a rarity.
"Virtual Apple Picking Tours"... for the virtual family looking for virtual family togetherness.  very true. 

 
Posted by -susan- on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 3:38 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I couldn't tell you, and aside from those who actually make their money farming around here, I bet hardly anyone else could, either. Kind of my point.



 
Posted by Zombielogic on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 3:52 AM
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Jesse (W-CT)

 
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Posted by Jesse (W-CT) on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 3:52 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
The kid has the right idea.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 4:04 AM
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Grace

 
Indeed... amazing and disheartening.


 
Posted by Grace on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 4:09 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
It's not tragic, just one of those small losses of our collective humanity that seem to happen by small degrees and before we know it we've lost a lot of what makes us human.



 
Posted by Zombielogic on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 4:16 AM
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Grace

 
Tragic to someone like me who grew up in nature to knows what the youth is missing and having to watch kids now growing up not knowing about the planet that supports out existence... or the imagination and fascination that is based in the realities of nature.


 
Posted by Grace on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 6:43 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
It's not kids. It's everyone. If it happens beyong the Walmart they are mystefied by it.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 7:54 PM
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anno

 
The only real issue I see is that you were IN a walmart to begin with - shame.

 
Posted by anno on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 6:54 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I didn't say I was in one. Actually, you busted me. I was in one. Because I live in a food desert. There isn't a store withing a mile of where I am so on occasion when I get a chance I do buy items at Walmart.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 7:55 PM
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anno

 
That is to say: there aren't any other store around anymore because walmart forced them all out of business.

 
Posted by anno on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 10:47 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Well, within walking distance Walgreens, if you want to pay four dollars for a loaf of bread.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 - 1:53 AM
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Ag Synclair ~ [sic]writer

 
Wal-Mart sucks ass. I wouldn't shop at that shitbag if I was being held at gunpoint.

I'm lucky, Western Mass is local produce heaven. Pretty much every fruit and veg I eat was grown within 20 minutes of where I live.

Buy local. Fuck Wal-Mart.

 
Posted by Ag Synclair ~ [sic]writer on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 11:05 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Fuck me. Fuckers from Fuckerville.


 
Posted by Zombielogic on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 7:56 PM
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[Corpus] Christie
Christie Love

 
Alrighty, i'm gonna hafta disagree with ya here.

I like go to picking apples during apple season (though it really pisses me off that i have to pay so much more, seeing as how they don't have to pay somebody to remove the fruit from their trees. . . but supporting local farmers is important to me, so i pay up).  I also like to go picking strawberries when they're in season, i like to pick blueberries when they're in season.  Pumpkin patches?  I'm there.  You get the idea.

The thing is, i don't consider it a foreign delicacy.  I just like to know where my shit comes from.  I like knowing that if i have a bag of apples, there's not gonna be those bruised, tasteless ones buried in the middle.  I like knowing that in my pail of strawberries, ALL of them are ripe, not just the ones laying on top. And, like i said before, supporting local growers is important to me.

I'd say i buy 90% of my fruit and veggies from local farmstands.  I live within minutes of four farms and several fruit stands own by other local farmers.  Pick it yourself is nice, but even when it's not available, i know my fruit's not coming from, say, China or Chile.

I'm not exactly sure how Walmart ties in, but i agree that Sam Walton was the antichrist.

 
Posted by [Corpus] Christie on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 1:27 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Because, as I stated, people are mystified by the appearance of corn every summer. They actually don't realize it's being grown outside their window.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 7:58 PM
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[Corpus] Christie
Christie Love

 
I'm not exactly mystified by it so much as i'm happy it's in season. . .fresh tastes better than frozen.

 
Posted by [Corpus] Christie on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 11:26 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I think these people are oblivious. I think they might believe apples are something that spontaneously appear once a year so they can eat donuts.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 - 1:53 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I'm trying to reconcile the difference between people have actual reverance for the nature around them and the others who seem to go to natural places the way some people go to church to be reminded of something. I think my point is if you need to reminded you're in big trouble.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 7:59 PM
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Josh

 
I have seen them.  The guys in their Izods and chinos and comfortable shoes.  Way too clear-eyed for me.  Listening to some ancient docent blather on about MacIntoshes and Johnny What the Fucks.  My wife tried dragging me to one of these up by Lake Tahoe once.  I was a menace.   Not my crowd, ZL. 

 
Posted by Josh on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 8:09 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Not my scene, either. 
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 7:59 PM
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Inky (aka Heidi)

 
I BELIEVE IT IS JUST A WHY TO FIND EACH OTHER,, BE IT APPLES ORANGES,, OR EVEN WATERMELLONS,, ITS A GATHERING TO MAKE YOU ALL AWARE OF EACH OTHER,, IT MADE YOU AWARE OF PEOPLE EVEN IN WALMART WHERE AS SOMETIMES THEY BECOME JUST SOME ONE SEARCHING FOR A VEGETABLE FOR THEIR NEXT SALAD.. AND WE WALK ON BY,,, THIS TRADITION MADE YOU LOOK AT THEM AS A PERSON IF ONLY FOR A SECOND.. LOVE AND HUGS MY FRIEND,, YOU ARE NOT AN ASSHOLE,YOU ARE A CARING HUMAN BEING THAT SEES WHAT OTHERS MISS. LOVE INKY
 
Posted by Inky (aka Heidi) on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 9:34 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
But they reminded me of crows picking though the corn.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 8:00 PM
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Inky (aka Heidi)

 
it still brought your attention to them where as you might have passed them by,, be it crow or ground slug ,, you still saw,, that meant all the times you picked apples or saw it,, gave you a memory to see people,, because you see them differently is a plus to us all.. love you the way you are,, love and hugs inky
 
Posted by Inky (aka Heidi) on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 11:14 PM
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