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Thomas Vaultonburg


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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 40
Sign: Aquarius

City: ROCKFORD
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/24/2005
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry
Halloween is now the second most popular holiday, right behind Christmas. Adults sure have taken to it. I was engaged in a discussion about psychoanalytic defense mechanisms earlier. Reaction Formation, in particular, but adults dressing up seems to say a lot about the unconscious. Is it a surprise a lot of women want to be a slut? Slutty nurse, slutty cat, slutty slut slut slut? Just a curiousity to me. No one seems to want to dress up as Jonas Salk or Ghandi (maybe the Hare Krishna) from Dawn of the Dead.

Also, does anyone else remember a decade or so ago Halloween was so on the outs that trick or treating was canceled in a lot of places in favor of school parties? There just wasn't much interest. Anyway, Halloween is back. And I have some poems to commemorate it. 

Vampyre

Who's vein will my fetid fang
Flay this night and let flow
The scarlet scroll that feeds
My perfidious thirst?

What trick in my trove
Or treat of the flesh
Will she trade for
That hearbeat brief
Flight into fancy
And aeon's Fall 
Into damnation?



Zombie

with your brains
in my brawn
we're unstoppable



Wolfman

being a Wolfman is
tear tear tear
terrific.





Unpleasant dreams.
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My god! It's full of Tim Stotz

 
I endorse slutty costumes, but it is confusing as a single feller to see the amount of Female chauvinist Pig Raunch culture cock teases. It jams the radar. You think, hey, this woman is cool, and dresses hot and is acting coquettish...and she's a sunday school teacher who has her knees locked and is as sexually adventurous as Jim Baker...wait; didn't he get busted for the gay sex? Maybe I should explore the still waters run deep angle. Threesome with sunday school teachers who are slutty for 1 day!
 
Posted by My god! It's full of Tim Stotz on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:05 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
False advertising. A chick dresses up as a bumblebee, but feels the need to be a sex-starved bumblebee. You try to give her a little of the old buzz buzz and you get backhanded. It's a confusing holiday.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:37 PM
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Andrew Jackson Davis

 
I think it's way hotter when chicks do something gross or funny.  I mean, don't get me wrong, slutty and hot is nice to look at, but it's just so easy and pretty boring.  After a while, it's just so commonplace that I don't even notice.  Like that fourth hour at the strip club.
 
Posted by Andrew Jackson Davis on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:41 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I vote for comedy. Any woman who can cleverly depict an abstract concept in a costume gets applause from me.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:45 PM
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Nerd Soul Mate!

 
erm, it's Gandhi. sorry, that is just a huge pet peeve of mine. 

anyway. i think it does speak to the unconscious. or things that society tells us is not acceptable for everyday. you know, being a slut means you aren't smart or interesting aside from that small, narrow pigeonhole we live to shove women into every chance we get. instead of making life about, oh, i don't know LIFE...we make it so that you have a Job. then A Family. and Friends. and a Sex Life. oh, but only in ways that everyone else is comfortable with.

i'd totally dress up as Gandhi except white sheets aren't a good look on me. :)

 
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:46 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I wasn't talking about Gahndi the Indian dude, Chuck Ghandi, the Nosetackle for the Cleveland Browns.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 10:01 PM
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Bombadee
Bombadee MM

 
Aw dammit I spelled it wrong too!
 
Posted by Bombadee on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:54 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Frog
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:57 PM
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Bombadee
Bombadee MM

 
Fellas! Just because she's dressed like that doesn't mean she's asking for it.  This applies EVERY DAY not just Halloween.  

Also - why not sexy costumes? Why slutty costumes?  The word "slut" has a negative connotation.  Is it because she is in public with her skin showing? (GASP?!)

Maybe I'll go as Ghandi and people will see my bare chest hanging out of my khadi and think it's sexy and then people will say I went as Slutty Ghandi. 

 
Posted by Bombadee on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:53 PM
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My god! It's full of Tim Stotz

 
I resent that slutty is seen as pejorative. Ui don't use it that way. Christians might think it's bad, but i think promiscuity is a valid lifestyle choice. And the correlation between dressing for it and asking for it is not the issue. It's about signals. This is all a mating dance. And as a single guy looking for the right one, if you're wasting my time and manipulating me, that's kind of mean.
 
Posted by My god! It's full of Tim Stotz on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 7:54 AM
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Bombadee
Bombadee MM

 
You can resent it but that doesn't change it's connotation. 

I agree, it is a valid lifestyle choice.

Wait a minute, are you blaming women for manipulating you with how they dress? Really?  I must be misinterpreting your point.

 
Posted by Bombadee on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 2:20 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Hey, Stella Stonebreaker, don't harsh the Halloween groove. 
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:55 PM
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Bombadee
Bombadee MM

 
You know I had to call you out.   

What - you don't like the Slutty Gandhi idea? 

 
Posted by Bombadee on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 10:02 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
No, slutty Gahndi doesn't rock my Casbah.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 10:25 PM
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Ag Synclair ~ Taking A Break From The Writing Arts

 
I dressed up as Jonas Salk last year. This year I'm going as Stephen Hawking. But I'm having a hard time mastering the voice modulator...I sound too much like the teachers in the Charlie Brown cartoons..
 
Posted by Ag Synclair ~ Taking A Break From The Writing Arts on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 9:58 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Waa-waa-waa
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 10:00 PM
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Ag Synclair ~ Taking A Break From The Writing Arts

 
Exactly
 
Posted by Ag Synclair ~ Taking A Break From The Writing Arts on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 10:03 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I always found those movies and specials so damn depressing, then I found out Schultz was a miserable bastard and cold and mean to his family. It's a wonder the whole generation isn't suicidal.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 10:52 PM
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[Corpus] Christie
Christie Love

 
I loved loved LOVED the Zombie one :D

I'm going as that one wheelchair zombie from Shaun of the Dead.  Nobody seems to remember it, but i thought it was fucking hilarious xD

 
Posted by [Corpus] Christie on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 12:01 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I always thought the question "What are you going as?" was funny.

What are you going where as?

It's just a strange phraseology.



 
Posted by Zombielogic on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 1:12 AM
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[Corpus] Christie
Christie Love

 
Hehe, that reminds me of when i was a teenager, the way to say you were dating someone exclusively was to say you were "going out".  When i'd come home and announce i was now going out with [insert name of one of the legion of guys i dated when i was a teenager here], my mother would inevitably respond, "Where are you going?" 

 
Posted by [Corpus] Christie on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 1:05 PM
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Chuck's Poetic Existence
Chuck Steffen

 
can you taste the roofie in the Halloween cider?

 
Posted by Chuck's Poetic Existence on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 6:39 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Did you put that in there? Are you trying to get me wasted so you can take off my Liberace costume?
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 10:53 PM
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Nick
Nick Bockwinkle

 
Former AWA champion Nick Bockwinkel says poetry is for sissies.
 
Posted by Nick on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 9:27 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Current WPWA (World Poetry Wrestling Association) champion Thomas L. Vaultonburg says I could knock Nick Bockwinkel the fuck out.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 10:56 PM
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Scribbler
Billy Hooper

 
great read... funny comments...

 
Posted by Scribbler on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 9:53 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I have funny readers.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 10:54 PM
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Cold Meiser

 
Why no Abominable Snowman poem?
 
Posted by Cold Meiser on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 9:54 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Because take the cold and shove it up your ass.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 7:57 AM
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Frankensteins

 
Frankensteins demand poem or smash puny poet.
 
Posted by Frankensteins on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 9:58 PM
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Josh

 
I flirted like a Big Dog with an attractive Latina receptionist at a law firm this morning who was dressed like Cleopatra.  Man, would I like to get her drunk.

 
Posted by Josh on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 11:54 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
How did that work out for Marc Antony? 
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 12:03 AM
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Billy
Billy Mays

 
I bumped my head.
 
Posted by Billy on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 3:44 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
"Long coma, Art."
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 7:56 AM
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Robot

 
You could write at leat one poem about me, for Christ's sake.
 
Posted by Robot on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 3:52 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
Meh.
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 7:56 AM
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Yvonne Ghoulabong
Yvonne Ghoulabong

 
Who's dick does a Ghoul have to suck to get a poem written about her around here?
 
Posted by Yvonne Ghoulabong on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 7:47 AM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
ummm...
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 7:56 AM
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Tex Shelters

 
Zombie,

Thanks. And go to hell!

I'll meet you there.

Peace,
Tex Shelters

 
Posted by Tex Shelters on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 6:46 PM
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Zombielogic
Thomas Vaultonburg

 
I don't think you're going to make it, buddy. 
 
Posted by Zombielogic on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 6:59 PM
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Typically Eccentric Zombie

 
I'm all for a return to halloween-inspired poetry. Do continue...

 
Posted by Typically Eccentric Zombie on Sunday, November 01, 2009 - 1:50 AM
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