Pity the poor pumpkin its trying its best,spends most of its time trying to grow big.
Some of them are as big as Alan Rickmans head,i've seen both but i'll admit
never actually next to one another but i'm guesstamating they are of comparable
volume.They are also orange,what more does it have to do to make you notice it?
glow in the dark perhaps...hmm rave veg?Its such a desperate clamouring fool of a thing it reminds me of Peter Andre with a single out and yet we couldnt care less about eating the blighters.We want to kill them and stab them up with knives of course.Dont listen to these vegetarians and celebrity chef types...ohh its lovely roasted with a bit of olive oil and a sprig of Rosemary...thats POTATOES you fucking cakewits!I guarantee that however you cook the sickly sweet hairy fibred orange mush there will always be leftovers or a few chunks left to the side on peoples plates,you are essentially trying to make soft wood palatable...give up and get with the torture.Its in an orange suit what are you waiting for?Tool up,get inventive,forget the kitchen go straight for the powertools if you can,scoop the guts out and go to work on that sucker,think along the lines of sending a message to the rest of the pumpkin world,when you're done stick a roaring fire in its innerds oh yes and did I mention you are meant to do this accompanied at all times by a small child.Next week burning life size models of humans....

other news..
Our semi-residency at Notting Hill arts club continues thanks to mr Alan Mcgee
We are steadily working away on new material for TM2 hear some of that at these shows and more.We'd like to officially welcome Barny Rockford at the drumstool who's been filling in for David on a slightly more permanent basis and also say hi to David who's off with Travis we send our trashy love.Do try and get down to one of the DEATH DISCO shows and let us know what you think of the new stuff.

oh and get your tickets in for the Christmas party!!!!

happy hallow.bonfire.firework.toffee apple

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here is the link for Christmas Party tickets
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/22478