These pics have just been sent to us by Myke's niece. Which in itself is news to me. Myke is either secretly 45 (I have my suspicions) or somehow his siblings had an accident with birth control and a time machine.

Either way, at the show at 93 Feet East on Friday night, we were there with our crew, amongst them was of course Matthew Price, who is very small - 5mm shorter than genius in fact (shame) - and who dances. A lot. He could safely assume that when it came to holding the crown for our greatest fan who is a small man that dances, he would be a (tiny, child sized) shoe in.

Until now that is.

Until this little bundle of jiving joy hotstepped his tiny ass into our lives.

Without introduction or warning he strutted, swung and even danced on stage.

Matt, understandably taken aback by this sudden challenge to his throne, approached the man mid dance to challenge him to a dance off. And what did our little champ say in response to this:

"Fuck off"

And just like that.

A legend was born.