BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Good lord, I suck at sending out updates lately! Remember back when I
actually cared about the fans and wasn't just doing this for the money?

Anyway, I still exist and I'm still doing stupid shows where I yell dumb
words over cheesy music! Wanna see?

WORM QUARTET SCREAMS IN YOUR FACE NEWS
September 11, 2009 - Syracuse, NY

4:THIRTYSEVEN
WORM QUARTET
SUB PAR SETH AND THE PISS OFFS
AMERIKAN PRIMITIVE
UNDERGANG
J.A.T.S.K.

@ The Lost Horizon (!!!)
5863 Thompson Rd
Syracuse, NY 13224
(315) 446-1934

Syracuse shows always seem to make me happy - hope you can be there!

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October 15-18, 2009 - Hudson, OH

CON ON THE COB

Worm Quartet is the musical guest of honor this year! Other musical
guests include the great Luke Ski, Positive Attitude, Randy Hoffman,
Max DeGroot, and more!

@ Clarion Hotel & Conference Center
240 E. Hines HIlls Road
Hudson, Ohio 44236

More info at www.cononthecob.com

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And then, for you poor jerks stuck with me here in Rochester:

October 29, 2009 - Spencerport, NY

HALLOWEEN PARTY
with
WORM QUARTET
LIKEWIZE
UNDEAD COVEN
FURY
BIGG RICH
More TBA

16+ show - $5 over 21 / $7 under

@ The Jukebox
5435 Ridge Rd W.
Spencerport, NY

THE FuMP WINS A FRIGGIN' AWARD NEWS
Zounds! The FuMP a.k.a. The Funny Music Project ( www.thefump.com )
just won a Parsec award this weekend in the "Best Speculative Fiction
Music Podcast" category! Thanks a buttload to everyone who helped
make this happen!

STUPID SOCIAL NETWORKING WHATSITS NEWS
For those of you who, like me, have traded in your meager existence
in the real word for ADD-friendly quotes on Twitter and Facebook,
here's where you can find Worm Quartet in both stupid places:

http://twitter.com/wormquartet
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Worm-Quart..et/41789054331

WORM QUARTET ROCKS THE TUBES FOR MONEY NEWS
For those of you who are tired of physical media, Worm Quartet albums
are available for purchase as those digital empee-three whatchamajiggers
you damned kids seem to like. They're up at CDBaby.com, amazon.com,
themadmusicarchive.com, iTunes, icouldcrapabetteralbum.com, and other
flippin' places. Enjoy, dammit!

ODOR NEWS
I just changed the catboxes and got rather sweaty in the process, and
then I ate a cheapass frozen pizza. Do you really want to KNOW what my
current odor is?

..

Okay, fine. I smell like a sweaty Italian cat turd.

That's about it for now! Hope to see you guys at my upcoming shows -
and I swear to god I'm working on new music!

Stabbing my way to fitness,
-=ShoEboX=-