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I'm not dead! Repeat: I'm not dead! This report has been made possible by: FOOD! That tasty treat that lets you continue to live, poop, and all the other things you enjoy in life; AND.... SHELTER! That's right, it's everybody's favorite household item: the roof! Now 10 times more helpful than before. It not only performs amazing feats such as keeping your fresh-baked rolls dry in a torrential downpour, or keep your skin as pasty-white as could be in the swealtering summer sun. Now, your roof can do things like hold up a satellite dish for attempted communications with intelligent life off Earth, or just ordering a pizza. Amazing! And now, we return to your regularly scheduled boredom. (PS - IHAVEBROADBANDANDI'MSOHAPPYIJUSTCAN'TSTOPTALKINGNOTEVENLONGENOUGHFORASPACE!)
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