preaching on Sunday!! Look at me go! All ya'll reading this better get your happy hineys to church on Sunday and support me and hear all the important stuff I gots ta say. 
At any rate, I'm talking about BattleCry, which is part of the reason I have that on my profile now. The other part of the reason is so you check it out. So, check it out! Anywho, I'm preaching Sunday and Satan knows exactly what to do about that - knock me on my back sick. I'm fightin' it off, but I have a mind-blowing headache and some weird colors comin' out of my head. Unfortunately, those weird colors are not the product of some interesting medication... that would be much more desirable.
Just emphasizes how important the stuff I have to share with the church Sunday is. If Satan is working to take me out, makes me even more sure that everyone needs to hear it. And you know, most of the youth have heard some of it. But it's gotta sink in, folks. All of it. And thanks to all my wonderful youthies who are reading on Sunday! You did an EXCELLENT job at the practice last night. Keep it up! Don't be nervous, ya'll were wonderful!
Keep me in your prayers, yos. Don't wanna stay sick for long here. Don't have time for this nonsense. 