Striking a blow for the NY Mets and all of God’s creatures, Joe Smith was the winning pitcher in the annual Civil Rights game in Memphis, TN yesterday.
Chicago White Sox players were seen to weep like little school girls at their inability to match up against the finest pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball.
One unnamed Sox player, his face lined with tear streaks and a look of horror in his eyes was heard to say, "It’s not fair that a pitcher with stuff like that is allowed to throw against lowly mortals like ourselves. Joe Smith is truly The Chosen One!"