Who Gives Kudos: Eric Leider.. (2) Sir Gabriel.. (2) RinTheRed (2) The Greates.. (2) Steven (2) Jeff (2) Andy Blitz .. (2) Old Slow Jo.. (2) Denitio del.. (2) Cory (2) TLC Tugger (2) Douchebag (2) Monica (2) sandra (2) TARI (2) Nicole Starr (2) AngryMonkey.. (2) Stacy (2) michael (1) Manderkinz (2) (2) Mandy (2) (2) Reverb (2) (2) Sofia (2) ءطﮞכּ (2) Buzzsawgirl (2)

	TARI	that was really funny! =-D   Posted by TARI on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 9:08 AM [Reply to this]

	Steven	I envy your writing Greg.  I am also glad to see that you are posting a lot more often now.  Are the club gigs not coming in? ;-)   Posted by Steven on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 10:21 AM [Reply to this]

	Lozzie	You are real funny,  I love the way you look at situations. I totaly agree with you, luckly here in england you only get circumsised for religion (Jewish, muslim ect.) or medical reasons. So none circumsised is the norm. Maybe you should move here? =P   Posted by Lozzie on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 12:39 PM [Reply to this]

	Stacy	My husband's penis isn't "regular" and it's certainly not "ewww".  I play with it all the time!    Posted by Stacy on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 1:26 PM [Reply to this]

	Sofia	Great, fantastic! Really funny!   Best regards and keep up the good work   Posted by Sofia on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 3:09 PM [Reply to this]

	S.L.	In your first sentence, you talk about virgins and whores.    Your Mother is not a virgin, right?   Posted by S.L. on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 5:15 PM [Reply to this]

	michael	i can see all kinds of truth in that story. my father literally threatened to cut the doc's junk off if he wanted to cut my skin off. or so i'm told.lol.   Posted by michael on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 6:48 PM [Reply to this]

	Old Slow Joe Profile (Please do not add or msg.) Joseph Simmons	I don't want to know if I look like my dad down there. The matching cowboy shirts we had when I was a kid was bad enough. Could you imagine someone telling my mom, "Oh, they look so cute in their matching cowboy shirts! I bet they have matching penises, too, don't they?" Personally, I think mine is a work of art never to be copied. Caught being manipulated in the back of an airport tram, sure. But never copied. Greg, I added your CC video to my page. Maybe now when I tell my friends that Greg Fitzsimmons is one of my favorite comedians, they'll stop saying, "who?" ;-)   Posted by Old Slow Joe Profile (Please do not add or msg.) on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 7:36 PM [Reply to this]

	Eric Leiderman Eric Leiderman	I got circumcised later in life as well...when I worked at Ellen for 2 years of my life that I can never get back.   Posted by Eric Leiderman on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 7:39 PM [Reply to this]

		Brilliant......as always. I am currently on my knees.......(Uh...no Greg, not doing THAT)......thanking God I have girls.   All the best my friend, ~Michelle~   Posted by on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 7:48 PM [Reply to this]

	d	nothing wrong w/ having left w/ just whores   Posted by d on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 7:57 PM [Reply to this]

	Mandy Mandy Miller	That Was Sweet   Posted by Mandy on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 8:52 PM [Reply to this]

	Denitio del Toro	Amen brother   Posted by Denitio del Toro on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 9:21 PM [Reply to this]

	it's not me- it's the baby	they are totally different what are you talking about girls in africa and also australia i think have it so much worse um for guys its done when theyre a baby so they dont remember any thing for girls its when theyre like ten and they usually use like a piece of glass from a coke bottle and then they take off the clit so that she wont like sex and therefor wont cheat on her stupid ass husband i think guys should get it done but i know that hell of people arent so he probably won even ever feel weird about it   Posted by it's not me- it's the baby on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 9:57 PM [Reply to this]

	Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3	they are not different. not at all. <a href="http://www.fgmnetwork.org/intro/mgmfgm.php">Female vs Male Genital Mutilation</a>   Posted by Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3 on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 7:37 AM [Reply to this]

	Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3	they are not different. not at all. <a href="http://www.fgmnetwork.org/intro/mgmfgm.php">Female vs Male Genital Mutilation</a>   Posted by Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3 on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 7:37 AM [Reply to this]

	RinTheRed	hahahahhahahahahah penis!   Posted by RinTheRed on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 11:29 PM [Reply to this]

	Mom to Yan and Lya noelia martinez	Hey! I think is very funny and practical. I have a son and wouldn't do that to him ever!!! We should start a campaing!   Posted by Mom to Yan and Lya on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 12:18 AM [Reply to this]

	♥ Mommy Dearest ♥	As a health care provider I cannot tell you how many men come in who have not been circumcised...The smech around the tip of the penis is foul smelling and looks like cottage cheese from improper cleaning... Also...I cannot tell you how many boys and men too who come to the emergency room because they either  have an infection or they cannot get the skin pulled back or pull it back down..how painful is that... Cleaning is a problem and it needs to be addressed....   Posted by ♥ Mommy Dearest ♥ on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 2:28 AM [Reply to this]

	Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3	i don't know, i'd rather teach my son about showering rather than cut off the most sensitive/important part of his penis. maybe showering isn't a priority in your household, but if something can be easily cleaned with water, then i don't see a reason for surgery. i mean, if you don't care if your son bathes or not, and want to punish him by removing such sensitive tissue, then by all means...   Posted by Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3 on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 3:46 PM [Reply to this]

	sandra	tell them my dear , they need to know more about the health sides!!!   Posted by sandra on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 4:38 PM [Reply to this]

		finally someone that isn't a dumbass.  Parents that circumcise their child is no better than the parent that put theirs in the hospital.  I hope more people read what u have to say oh and add me thanks     Posted by on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 2:53 AM [Reply to this]

	*~*lexi*~*	that was just to cute   Posted by *~*lexi*~* on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 3:16 AM [Reply to this]

	Manderkinz Amanda Kendall	Absolutely right!   Posted by Manderkinz on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 4:05 AM [Reply to this]

	TLC Tugger Ron Low	Can you join us in Washington, DC March 30th and 31st ??  We'll be at the Capitol and Supreme Court demanding that the 1996 law which protects girls from genital mutilation be applied to boys, who deserve equal protection under the law.  Go to NoCirg.org for details or to help in other ways.  If you'll be near Chicago on February 8th, I'd like to invite you to the world premiere of a new documentary "CUT" which is a pro-intact film by the son of an orthodox rabbi.  It is sure to make noise at the festivals this year, but is unlikely to ever see wide theatrical release.  Contact me through TLCTugger.com to get on the guest list for the 6pm screening at Univ. of Chicago on 2/8/07.  -Ron Low   Posted by TLC Tugger on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 6:23 AM [Reply to this]

	TLC Tugger Ron Low	Here's the theatrical trailer for the documentary: href="http://TLCTugger.com/Cut">http://TLCTugger.com/Cut -Ron   Posted by TLC Tugger on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 6:03 AM [Reply to this]

	Nicole Starr	I agree.  I am pregnant now and this time having a boy.  I have to sit and think should I cause so much pain to my baby right after he is born.  Nope I refuse.  All  shlongs look the same by the time a girl gets a hold of them anyway.  So whats the big deal.  Not a thing.  I am glad most INS company's won't pay for such a barbaric practice.  I am Sctoch-Irish which means not Jewish.  No pee-pee cutting happening to my boy.   Posted by Nicole Starr on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 5:13 PM [Reply to this]

	Mike Cardella Mike Cardella	You know who will enjoy this blog the most?  Your son when he gets older.   Posted by Mike Cardella on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 6:31 PM [Reply to this]

	Reverb Chris Fry	Holy Shit! Im rolling here, althoughI disagree with you about how there is no pratical purpose behind circumcision. Hygene is a major consideration, and beyond that, you already pointed out the gross-out factor when it comes to the ladies. They wanna bob on some schlong, not somthing that closley resembles a herniated vagina, only alittle sloppier....  YOU ARE TRYIN TO TURN ALL THE WOMEN GAY DUDE...   (God speed with that one :P)   Posted by Reverb on Saturday, January 27, 2007 - 11:19 AM [Reply to this]

	Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3	if you think an intact penis is not hygienic, then you're misinformed like most americans. a circumcised penis on a baby is actually dirty. it's an open wound that gets covered in shit in and piss, attracts so much bacteria. also if you do the proper research, you'll find that most women actually prefer a whole penis, so skanks only wanting scarred & mutilated pricks just isn't true. those are just some dumb broads who don't know better.   Posted by Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3 on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 3:47 PM [Reply to this]

	ءطﮞכּ	That's by far the funniest thing I've heard all day, thanks!   Posted by ءطﮞכּ on Saturday, January 27, 2007 - 11:26 PM [Reply to this]

	owen benjamin	not to freak you out greg, but i'm pretty sure your son is gonna turn out EXACTLY like me. Even the name. its kinda weird. Pro breast feeding pro foreskin. this kid is gonna be an alcoholic comedian where the only thing that tops his talent is his self hatred. have fun with that. haha   Posted by owen benjamin on Sunday, January 28, 2007 - 2:38 AM [Reply to this]

	Douchebag	Greg, buddy, pal...you are missing the point of circumcision. It makes your dick look bigger. Now with a last name like yours, it's obvious that you have a mini-crank. I've heard (and loved) you on STERN and was particularly amused about your "Trying gay out once" story. You know the one---out in the forest all alone with a homeless guy sucking you off. Now when your son is out on the town looking for some juicy tubesteak like yours, it would probably help him to not have the extra skin to hold in the stink of his penis yeast infection while he's trolling for young boys. And in the same vein, you probably want him uncut because that's how you prefer your victims---later   Posted by Douchebag on Sunday, January 28, 2007 - 2:55 AM [Reply to this]

	Keith Keith Cooney	Friggin hilarious!...and true.   Posted by Keith on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 - 11:56 AM [Reply to this]

	Monica	There's something wrong with that waitress.  Good for you for letting your son keep his entire body. ~Monica Mom to two intact children, one girl, one boy   Posted by Monica on Tuesday, February 20, 2007 - 6:39 PM [Reply to this]

	NotPorn™ Productions NOT PORN	Nice. You should check out http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd882bdca5 for an easter treat. The next time I see the doctor that took my foreskin, I'm gonna fuck him up.   Posted by NotPorn™ Productions on Monday, April 09, 2007 - 6:12 AM [Reply to this]

	The Greatest Fear	Well- I certainly feel that you are denying your son the right...to have the occasional Skank Bag. It is every mans right of passage from what I hear. I also am absolutely stunned to read of a man who has had multiple appearances on the Howard Stern Show who wouldn't want to be surrounded by a room of whores... Don't get me wrong...I just have a little trepidation that I find you almost convincing.... It must be all of the great reading that has sensitized you (Confederacy Of Dunces) to my taste and I think I have two openings for you and your son in my post feminist group. Cheers!   Posted by The Greatest Fear on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 2:19 AM [Reply to this]

	Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3	having a whole wang hasn't stopped anyone i know from getting countless whores-- if anything, it's helped.   Posted by Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3 on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 3:46 PM [Reply to this]

	Jeff	I could not agree more! My wife and I had our son in October and we heard the same shit and came back at those people with the same comments. The creepiest one was "He won't look like his daddy." That's fine with me, I hope his penis looks a lot better than mine does. I never saw my dad's dick either. My oldest brother had to tell me that he was uncircum<myspace>size</myspace>d (why he would ever have that done to me is beyond comprehension!). Good on you for not having your son's genitals mutilated!   Posted by Jeff on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 - 8:19 PM [Reply to this]

	Cory	That is so fuckin funny! My wife and I are having a son in August and we've chosen to not hack the schween. I'm sure the kid's gonna appreciate the extra length down the road! haha   Posted by Cory on Wednesday, June 20, 2007 - 4:16 PM [Reply to this]

	Buzzsawgirl Sophy Winnick	Brilliant! You know what you say to anyone who says an intact man won't get anyone to sleep with him? "You know another name for foreskin don't ya? Skank detector!"   Posted by Buzzsawgirl on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 7:09 AM [Reply to this]

	The Bible II	That Skank Bag was my mom   Posted by The Bible II on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 5:43 PM [Reply to this]

	Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3	When circumcised men recognize what was done to them was senseless and harmful and leave their children whole, they're changing the world; that boy will grow up with his whole penis. When unaltered men become fathers, whether they're blessed with boys or girls leaving them intact should be equally obvious. The problem is, questioning circumcision when it was done to you is difficult. The thought process sometimes goes like this: "Why wouldn't we continue this tradition? It's unnecessary? It's harmful? Sexually damaging? It hurts the baby? They strap them down? The foreskin is good? Functional? Oh. Huh. Okay. But, wait...it was done to me. Does that make me less somehow? Is there something wrong with me? No, no...I'm just fine. My penis is fine. It's perfect. I enjoy sex. He'll be fine too. We should match. Otherwise he might wonder why he's different and feel weird and ask questions." The reality is, Dad doesn't want that intact penis around as a constant reminder that he's missing something. Thinking about this issue early, long before the pressure's on and the clock is ticking and you're actually expecting a child can give future dads a chance to process and digest and come to terms with their own loss. It's okay to be sad. It's okay to be p*ssed. It's not cool that someone took advantage of your helplessness and took something from you that wasn't theirs to take. Stealing part of another person's d*ck is beyond rude. You're a survivor, not a victim...and this doesn't have to continue: It can stop with you. You have the power to do the right thing. You can start a new tradition. You have the ability to protect your sons. Fending off penis-scalpels is pretty d*mn manly. Circumcision really is a primitive American tradition rooted in superstitions about masturbation and hatred of pleasure. Enlightened dad's defend their sons against genital reduction surgery.   Posted by Sir Gabriel - R.I.P. "Hank" <3 on Tuesday, October 02, 2007 - 4:29 PM [Reply to this]

	AngryMonkey!!!	HELL YEAH!!! I've got a kid on the way, I just might have to reconsider the whole "slice o' wang" thing now after reading this. Besides, it might just end up a good spot for him to stash stuff later on in life. What cop is going to check his wang pouch for contraband? Kinda gay.....kinda gay.   Posted by AngryMonkey!!! on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 12:32 AM [Reply to this]