"White Men Can’t Hump (As Good As Black Men)"
VOLUME I RACE & SEX IN AMERICA
Table of Contents
SECTION I OPENING
Chapter 1 Opening Pandora’s Box
Chapter 2 About the Author
Chapter 3 Terms / Definitions / Miscellaneous Information
RANT: "The N-Word"
RANT Inside of a RANT: "I am not an African-American"
WARNING: FOR MY WHITE READERS
SECTION II History
Chapter 1 Where it all Began
Chapter 2 Slavery: What is the true Legacy?
Chapter 3 THE DEVALUATION TRIANGLE = H 2 I
Sub-Chapter ’A’ Hate
RANT: "America’s New Niggers?"
Sub-Chapter ’B’ Indifference
RANT: "The United States of Communist China"
Sub-Chapter ’C’ Ignorance
RANT: "Lifestyles of the Rich & Rapists"
SECTION III Hollywood
Chapter 1 "White Men Love Them Some Brown Sugar"
RANT: "Bi-Racial = Race-Neutral"
Chapter 2 "America’s Most Neutered"
RANT: "Quentin ’FRANKEN BERRY’ Tarantino"
"The King of Black Sexploitation Films"
Chapter 3 SEX SYMBOLS: "Black Men Need Not Apply"
RANT: "Ho-in’s Alright, When the Pimp is White"
Chapter 4 PUNCH LINE: "Hollywood and the Black Penis"
SECTION IV W. M. D.
Chapter 1 W.M.D. = White Man’s Dread =
"Fear of the Black Penis"
Sub-Chapter ’A’ LYNCHING PSYCHOLOGY 101
RANT: "The first time ever I saw his Face"
"Emmett Louis Till and the Summer of 1975"
Chapter 2 W.M.D. = Weapon of Mass Destruction =
"Misuse of the Black Penis"
RANT: "The Busta Test"
RANT Inside of a RANT: "No Busta Test for you!"
(Say it like the ’Soup Nazi’ from Seinfeld)
Sub-Chapter ’A’ The 50/50 Proposition
RANT: "Survival Tips for D.W.B. (Driving While Black)"
RANT Inside of a RANT:
"Survival Tips after getting pulled over for D.W.B."
DEDICATION
White Men Can’t Hump (As Good As Black Men) Volume I (301 pages)
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"White Men Can’t Hump (As Good As Black Men)"
VOLUME II SEX & RACE IN AMERICA
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Chapter 1 Opening (From VOLUME I)
Chapter 2 Terms / Definitions / Miscellaneous Information
RANT: A Rose For The Ladies
WARNING: FOR MY SELF-RIGHTEOUS READERS
SECTION IV W.M.D. (Continued From VOLUME I)
Chapter 3 W.M.D. =Weapon of Mass Desire = Is it True?
SECTION V Black Balled
Chapter 1 America’s Biggest Myth: "SIZE DOESN’T MATTER"
RANT: "The White Male Happy Meal"
Chapter 2 "Once you go Black, you don’t go Back. Why?"
RANT: "The Serengeti Syndrome"
Chapter 3 "Is there a Difference?"
Sub-Chapter ’A’ "White Folks Sing About Fallin’ in Love"
"Black Folks Sing About Makin’ Love"
RANT: "The Decade the Music Died"
Sub-Chapter ’B’ "Mo Cushion vs. No Cushion"
RANT: "One-Dimensional vs. Multi-Dimensional"
Chapter 4 BLACK PORN:
"The Proof is in the Chocolate Pudding"
RANT: "The Death Row Game"
SECTION VI Race Cards
Chapter 1 Stereotypes
Sub-Chapter ’A’ ’Cultural Stereotypes’
Sub-Chapter ’B’ ’Physical Stereotypes’ vs.
’Intellectual Stereotypes’
Chapter 2 The Media
Sub-Chapter ’A’ "Hate Nigger Radio"
RANT: Kobe vs. Mike (Color Trumps Conviction)
Chapter 3 The Great American Déjà vu
(The Till & Simpson Trials)
Chapter 4 "TOMFOOLERY"
RANT: "Uncle Tonya’s Log Cabin Republicans"
SECTION VII Closing The Divide
Chapter 1 Closing the Economic & Racial Divide
Chapter 2 Closing the Human Divide
DEDICATION
White Men Can’t Hump (As Good As Black Men) Volume II (201 pages)
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Always remember my friends: "Life is too short to Hate"