Pro prop 8 ads would have you believe their major concerns are about our educational system, and exposing things to young children that may be inappropriate, which i whole heartedly agree with.

I got the sample ballot (okay, a week ago) and began reading it, and do you know what prop 8 literally is about?
"eliminates RIGHTS of same sex couples (to marry)"

wtf?

Okay, i have nothing against you if you are christiain, jewish, or muslum, and find homosexuality offensive/non biblical(whatever else you may read)

But NEWS FLASH!!!

Our United States Constitution (god bless america)  set this beautiful country up with SEPARATION of CHURCH and STATE.
Which means, there is no LEGAL reason we should be able to stop them from getting married.

I'm sorry, but thats just the way it works.

If it wasnt set up this way, than most of us would have to serve some rhitarted religion that none of us agree with, like searving some self imporatant prick who thinks he should be served golden bannanas all day while we repeat the sacred montra "squatting monkeys tell no lies"....

 so just put up with it!

Oh, but a message to all my fabulously gay friends.
Love you much, but PLEASE dont push it. We all want to let you do whatever it is you do, because this country is about FREEDOM! but if any of y'all ever think of suing some church (privately funded, non government affiliated) for not wanting to marry you, i will personally beat you up. With love.

Remember that thing up there that says SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE?

That means you cant force some religion to comply with the government either.
And why would you care anyway? If they dont want a group of fasionable, kind, compassionate individuals like you affiliated with them, its their loss.

Our government is going to recognize you. You cant force religion to, and thats just the way it goes.

Also, please dont try to force your way into our homes, you're already on tv, in our media, and on our telephones (jk), so please dont talk about re arranging our education system, i see no reason children should be told anything about anything until they reach that age of smelly armpitts and sex ed classes, so if you want to introduce some new literature to a bunch of five year olds, shut your pie whole. Again, with love.

Vote No on prop 8!

Vote yes on anything that seems remotely reasonable!

*disclaimer:
I wrote this blog when i was particularly angry and seeing red, for the purpose of offending stupid people. If you are not stupid and got offended, my deepest aplogy. I'll probably read this after my cycle is over eating a chocolate bar and be appaled... oh well, time to hit the submit button.