Hey there boils and ghouls!
Well, it's the second half of OCTOBER
now... and people have been asking me “Hey Rudo! What the le frick
are you doing for Hallowe'en?!!? Hey Jack!! What's going on around
town that's spooky and kooky!??! Hey Jerk, the movie's over! Git
outta here already so we can clean up for the next showing of
FAME!!!”
Well I'm glad ya asked, you candy corn
chompin' cutie you!
ON Hallowe'en Saturday, October 31st
from Noon-4pm at Disjecta, an amazing non-profit arts organization in
North Portland Haunted Happenings, along with Voodoo Doughnut, Uncle
Eerie's Shiver Show, Creepy Cult Printing, The Lippman Co., Driven
Dead Car Club, New Seasons Markets and the Chief Joseph Elementary
School PTA are hosting an Old Fashion Halloween Ho-Down! Question:
For just $5 for those 10 yrs and older, littles free, who throws a
better Hallowe'en Party than your own Portland Hallowe'en Bazaar?!
Answer: (Same as “Why didn't the Skeleton go to the school dance?
He had...) NOBODY!!
“Hey Rudo Jack, what's a measly saw
buck gonna git me?”
This mid-day event will easily be North
Portland's best Hallowe'en bet! Packed with old-timey Halloween
games, live music featuring Podunk and Jim Strange with The Proud and
The Damned, DJ Great Pumpkin, Vintage Halloween Video Vault, a RAFFLE
benefiting the R&R Camp for Girls and Friends of Lone Fir
Cemetery, Halloween Craft Tables, possibly a bouncy structure and a
Cake Walk sponsored by the Chief Joseph PTA raising funds for their
fabulous Arts and Sciences After School Program!
So here's the angle: Hallowe'en is on a
Saturday this year, you know that by now right? Right. We're teaming
up with some crazy rad groups with some serious spooky fun juice and
putting on a DAYTIME party (noon to 4pm) that is cheap and a great
way to start the most bestest day of the year and then head out to go
trick 'r treatin!
What's that?!!? You don't have kids ya
say? Well read on ya selfish booze hungry bastard!
THEN! Come on back to the party with its own Yellow Line Max stop!
That ole cantankerous coot Uncle Eerie
from Portland's Shiver Show will be MCing the rotating stage of party
bands while the faceless goon known only as Phantasmo Video will be
hosting the Vintage Hallowe'en Video Vault! This costume party will
be swingin till the wee hours of the morning and will cost the crazy
cheap cover of $10 bucks...that is unless... you already have the
attendance stamp from the day time Hallowe'en Ho-Down, then it's just
another 5 bucks!!!
Want it broken down all pretty like?!!?
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Seriously, we've got your best
Hallowe'en intentions in mind!