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Bored shoppers
>>
>>15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
>>their
>>sweet time:
>>
>>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
>>when
>>they aren't looking.
>>
>>2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>>intervals.
>>
>>3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
>>rooms.
>>
>>4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>>'Code 3'
>>in housewares..... and see what happens.
>>
>>5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>>
>>6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>>
>>7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
>>you'll
>>invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
>>department.
>>
>>8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
>>can't you people just leave me alone?'
>>
>>9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
>>your
>>nose.
>>
>>10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
>>he
>>knows where the anti-depressants are.
>>
>>11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
>>impossible" theme.
>>
>>12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
>>different
>>size funnels.
>>
>>13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
>>"PICK
>>ME!" "PICK ME!"
>>
>>14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
>>fetal
>>position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>>
>>( And; last, but not least!)
>>
>>15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
>>then,
>>yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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