alright, since i have like the COOLEST social studies teacher, today he like read off the Darwin Awards, or somethin like that... these are all true by the way!!!!  anyways... and these were my favs, but i might not type it like how they write it or whateva, so here it goes!...

numero uno!: a robber goes to a fast food restaraunt and pulls a gun out on the cashier, the cashier explains, "i'm sorry sir, but i can't open the cah register unless u purchase someting" (because like it wont opne or whatever) and hes like "fine!  then gimme some onion rings" and the cashier says "i'm sry we dont sever onion rings this early in the morning" so the robber or guy or whatever he thins he is, walks out of the restraunt frustrated!

ummm number 2:  this guy really wanted some boose, so he decided that he was gonna throw a cement brick thingy through the window of a liquior store and threw the cement brick thingy the block hit the glass and bounced back hitting him in the head and leaving him knocked unconsious (or however u flippin spell it) and later he found out that the windows were made of plexi glass, the event was caught all ont TAPE!!!

3 foo!: alright so there was this guy that went to a store, he lays a $20 dollar bill on the counter and asks for change.  while the cashier opens the register, the guy pulls a gun on her and tells her to give him all the cash in the register.  the man grabs the change and well, leaves, and left the $20 dollar bill on the counter, he looked in his hands and noticed that in the register there was only $15 dollars.

yeah um heres another one:  ok, so this guy is trying to pull a trigger on someone, and it wasnt working, so he kept trying a couple more times, then he face it towards him to see if there's something wrong with the barrel and pulls the trigger, and it shoots and he dies.  hahaha wat a moron!