Ok crew it's official, this band of no good rotten kids will be performing at a formal shindig!
You know the rules..
1) No spittin
2) No shootin
3) No fightin
4) No drinkin
5) No spittin, shootin, fightin, and drinkin.
I expect everyone of you no good dirty rotten scoundrels to be on your best behavior! Check in all rifles/side arms/cutlasses/knives/wrenches/wenches/blackjacks/explosives in your designated equipment locker as well as your assigned quarters.
Expected drop off date will be November 20, 2009, our airship will land in a mighty fine stink hole known as Washington DC and we'll unload our assigned cargo into what is known as a "convention".
Every crewmember from engineering to security to navigation must report on deck for proper inspection at a designated time to be announced! You will respect the dress code! You will become the dress code! Is this clear?
(Sir yessir!)
That's ma'am to you you no good lot of slack jawed yokels!
(Yes ma'am!)
I've enclosed the following report for you to review, you all can read can you?
(.......)
.......ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT ABLE TO READ!!!??
(......I can read ma'am!)
Who said that!?
(Adler ma'am! Lawrence Adler!)
Adler can you read at a fifth grade level?
(Fourth grade ma'am!)
*sigh*
Adler I'm assigning you to read the following documents in preparation for this mission and relay the information to the rest of the crew...
http://www.animeusa.org/(Yes ma'am!)
Good! Now pick up your rationed hard tack, salted meat, coffee, and bottle of whiskey and get yourself cleaned up we don't want to look like slobs do we!?
(Yes ma'am!)
Dismissed!
-Allison