Well hello everyone! From here on out in this blog, I will be referring to myself in third person. It helps make me seem more pro than I actually am, like I have some sort of management running my Myspace or something. So here it goes – third person.

Caleb just got back from a great tour! He had a string of twelve shows in ten days, which means he is currently on vocal rest trying to heal the warts that have developed on his vocal chords. Thanks to all of you who were able to make it out to a show! Caleb loves playing for an audience! Keep on spreading the word, that way next time the crowds can be even bigger - because you see, Caleb's a selfish prick and is always wanting more.

Moving on to the real purpose of this blog, which involves a wonderful idea that Caleb's dog Fargo had for him when they were on tour together. As they traveled from show to show, Fargo realized that though he is proud to have a generous and loving owner, he wishes his owner could be cooler. You see, Fargo would train Caleb to be cool if he could, however he doesn't know how to be cool on human terms. He only knows how to be cool on dog terms, which basically involves sniffing butts.

When Fargo was sleeping, his great-great-grandpa appeared to him in a dream (he was standing next to Moses, since all dogs go to heaven). He suggested asking other people how to be cool, and then to use their ideas to make a song out of it. This way, coolness would be memorized and implanted in Caleb's brain forever!

So come on everybody, make Caleb cool by helping co-write this song. Leave a comment with an idea or lyric about how one becomes cool. Also, the music has to be cool too, so feel free to give examples of songs or styles that Caleb should rip-off when writing the music. Also, keep in mind that anyone over 32 isn't cool anymore by age factor, so your ideas may or may not be included in the song, which will be posted on Myspace 10 days from today.

With our powers combined Caleb can finally become cool! But it can't be done with out YOUR help! Let's do this people!

Thanks again to all of you.
Caleb…. I mean… Management