**ATTENTION**I am flying to NYC on Saturday (December 3rd) and will be returning to Miami Beach the next day (December 4th). I am flying to Seattle on the following Thursday (December 8th), will be traveling to Othello on Friday (December 9th), returning to Seattle on Sunday (December 11th), and then flying back to South Beach on Monday, December 12th.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT IN ANY OF THESE LOCALS!!(and by "hang out" I mean get tore and try to take my virginity or partake in any other acts of debauchery)(or maybe I just mean drinking a bottle of Coors Light at The Brunswick)
(is The brunswick even still open? Shit, I haven't been to Othello in almost 1 year.)
(...and the last time I flew to Othello, the fucking plane caught on fire zOMG!!!)
P.S.: Please don't rob my apartment while I am gone! Be advised that I will have a big ass pitbull or something standing guard and he will bite you and kill you in the face! I SWEAR!!