Did you ever wonder what it would be like to rock our nations capitol? If you were at DC9 last night you got your wish. There were hotties, there was booze, and that was just the pre-party. the johns almost had to incite a riot when president bush didn't show up. What a d-bag. It wasn't until later, after the boys went into seclusion to harness their power for Philadelphia that the boys realized that the president is currently in Africa.

the johns would like to thank the traumas and Sun Committee for being awesome, as well as an unknown drunk tambourine player who may have been The Points drummer, Cobrah.

Looking to kick some super delegate ass? Will you be there tomorrow night at Johnny Brenda's to witness the sheer power that is the johns? Get there early and drink, or get there late and pick fights! The show starts promptly at 9 pm.

ROCK!