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Status: Single
City: 中目黒
State: 東京都
Country: JP
Signup Date: 10/31/2005
Saturday, March 04, 2006 

Category: Pets and Animals
How many times
have I told you not to play
with uncle's creamy jar
of oil of ulay

You knew the danger
and safety risks at stake
but nay you did not stop
to use it to bake your cake

4 and 20 blackbirds
tricked into your pie
some creamy icing stuff
spaffed into your eye

A dripping child remained
asking you to baste
but you failed to explain
as they came for you in haste

Now the goat is hurling
his guts into your chair
did you not realise
he just wanted to cut your hair

So with spittle and advice
I bade you not forget
the correct proceedure
for discplining good pets
5:50 PM
 
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